The Tape Measure Master

jay
19,353 Views 6 years ago

You'd think with this great tape measure abilities that he could finish framing a wall in a day or so. Seriously though, that has some skill to it. Bonus for the changing the radio station with the tape measure. That would come in handy as hell if he was actually doing some work.

26 Comments
  • juggalojabba December 21, 2009

    And that's why the house isn't finished sir..

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  • khaslave December 21, 2009

    This is why your kitchen remodel tales an extra week.Now you know. YEEEHAA!

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  • shimmery315 December 21, 2009

    yes but can it turn off this stupid video?

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  • killkenny December 21, 2009

    Yup. He really measures up.

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  • kingdingaling December 21, 2009

    It didn't really measure up to anything at all!

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  • corezonedotcom December 21, 2009

    paying contractors to fuck off

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  • mr_whankey December 21, 2009

    i think i have a new favoriate superhero

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  • just-the-tip December 21, 2009

    I bet they all sit around and watch this guy play with his tape all day! I would too if i was on the clock.

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  • sirpoonius December 21, 2009

    Only possible with a Stanley Fat Max.

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  • thoward December 21, 2009

    yep thats a skill. but can he open a beer with it?

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  • creek December 21, 2009

    Union Labor............

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  • thoward December 21, 2009

    ^yep^

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  • willylickaball December 21, 2009

    His boss is now measuring how many waisted man hour it took to learn that talent

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  • acdcfan December 21, 2009

    3" away from being a cocksucker

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  • drunkard December 21, 2009

    Way to go Stanley.

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  • truckdriver December 21, 2009

    HE WALKS WITH A STANLY

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  • ohwickedwendi December 21, 2009

    Looks like Jethro has a little too much time on his hands.

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  • thunderbutt December 21, 2009

    Union labor, the people who brought you the weekend.

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  • sicninja December 21, 2009

    too much free time. do your job asshole!

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  • douche101 December 21, 2009

    thats why all the mexicans are gettin all the jobs

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  • rodeye2 December 21, 2009

    Thats nothing lets see him do that with his dick.

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  • shineyfeathers December 21, 2009

    Very true Douche...their the ones building the house while tape boy fucks off all day.

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  • fawger December 21, 2009

    so things not going as well as expected in bed, huh?

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  • unibanger73 December 21, 2009

    this is why it takes 6 damn years to get an addition built.

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  • hellraiserdp December 22, 2009

    That's funny because i used to frame houses, and we never screwed around like that (at least not when the boss was there).

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  • psychoscumphuc December 23, 2009

    you trhink thats cool, wait till you see what he can do wit ha level

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