Freshly Split Tongue

jay
29,460 Views 6 years ago

I'm still waiting for someone to explain to me why you would split your tongue? Can you eat pussy better? Are you going to get any pussy with that split tongue? Maybe party favors will be well worth it. The only benefit I can see is that the tongue will heal real fast. Only problem is I think it doesn't ever go back together.

28 Comments
  • godbluff December 22, 2009

    fuckin retard

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  • killkenny December 22, 2009

    I hlope thlat gleths inflectled. Dlumb flucker.

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  • godbluff December 22, 2009

    ahhh first and second

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  • thoward December 22, 2009

    Thats just wrong

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  • killkenny December 22, 2009

    ^Who's on third?^ lol!

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  • godbluff December 22, 2009

    kenny you dog; stealing my second place. this means war. or at least a skirmish or maybe a police action; or maybe I'll just send in some consultants.

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  • madmuthafuka December 22, 2009

    kenny get opn stage you crazy fucker you are a natural. LOL

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  • ohwickedwendi December 22, 2009

    All the cool people are getting that done, mom!

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  • truckdriver December 22, 2009

    NOW HE CAN LICK THAT PUSSY

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  • kingdingaling December 22, 2009

    ^Or suck a cock!!!!! Fucking gay!

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  • zmre December 22, 2009

    Fucking idiot!

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  • thunderbutt December 22, 2009

    ahhh if it wasn't for drugs.

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  • khaslave December 22, 2009

    Next, my dick!

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  • truckdriver December 22, 2009

    MAYBE HE WANTED TO LICK ASS AND TICKER THEIR BALLS AT THE SAME TIME

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  • sicninja December 22, 2009

    hai guize look how cool i am herp derp!

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  • clusterlizard December 22, 2009

    This a fag thing- So a homo can have part of his tongue in a guys ass, and the other on the guy's sack..

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  • detroitleanin December 22, 2009

    Isn't that cute, now he can talk like Daffy Duck

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  • magnavox50 December 22, 2009

    sufferin' succotash!

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  • shineyfeathers December 22, 2009

    Yea Kingding...I'm thinking he's leaning towards the cock!lol!

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  • acdcfan December 22, 2009

    now he's ready to lick two balls at once, go make your momma proud

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  • unibanger73 December 22, 2009

    he aspires to be the world fastest auctioneer and salad tosser.

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  • dnl_uncola December 22, 2009

    When that heals, let me know. i have a few things for you to lick... ;)

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  • getfucked December 23, 2009

    No thanks.

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  • psychoscumphuc December 23, 2009

    There now his tounge is prepared to lick smoe manhole. I cant stand those douches.

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  • beergut December 23, 2009

    its ok dude there are 3 people that thinks thats cool

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  • rodeye2 December 23, 2009

    That dumb fucking faggot shit packer s.o.b. shit stain retard. The best part of him ran down his mamma's leg.

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  • slipdry December 23, 2009

    that just looks really gay

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  • jackhammer08 December 24, 2009

    now he has two tounges, one for each ball. pure douchebaggery.

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