Fatty Cannon Ball Dive into Frozen Lake

jay
19,803 Views 6 years ago

Fat guys love freezing cold water. Most likely it's the polar bear like qualities of all the fat keeping warm. The problem with this fat guy is the ice was so cold it froze. That means someone maybe pooping blood soon. That looked like it hurt like hell. Frozen pond 1, fat guy 0.

33 Comments
  • khaslave December 29, 2009

    Shit ,he lived.

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  • killkenny December 29, 2009

    He got cold cocked.

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  • shineyfeathers December 29, 2009

    They should have broken the ice into shards before he jumped.

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  • shineyfeathers December 29, 2009

    LOL Kenny...MAJOR shrinkage! Probably looked like a second belly button..lol!

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  • sleeko December 29, 2009

    ^^^ It probably turned into a vagina. ^^^

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  • ludenlasivius December 29, 2009

    A little humor always helps to break the ice.

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  • thunderbutt December 29, 2009

    SHAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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  • thoward December 29, 2009

    He was just checking it out for the others to be sure that it was safe to skate on. It is AHA HA HA HA

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  • truckdriver December 29, 2009

    its a whale that got beached

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  • truckdriver December 29, 2009

    give that fat kid a heart attack

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  • madmuthafuka December 29, 2009

    Funnier than fourteen kinds of fuck. LOL Fuckin' dumb motherfucker.

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  • godbluff December 29, 2009

    it's shrinkage Jerry, Shrinkage!

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  • ohwickedwendi December 29, 2009

    "It was COLD!!!"

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  • hellyhood December 29, 2009

    "The problem with this fat guy is the ICE was so cold it froze." Ice is already frozen.

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  • kingdingaling December 29, 2009

    Ha ha fat fuck couldn't get back out!

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  • slipdry December 29, 2009

    im just glad he was able to keep his shorts on the whole time

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  • psychoscumphuc December 29, 2009

    What a fat fuckig idiot

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  • ftwbiker December 29, 2009

    Better watch out for Hippothermia

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  • dougiestyle December 29, 2009

    what if he slid under the ice forward, he would have never got out....

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  • acdcfan December 29, 2009

    too bad^^^

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  • acdcfan December 29, 2009

    thats alright, he hasnt seen his dick in years anyhow

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  • whooztheman December 29, 2009

    ha ha fatzo

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  • unibanger73 December 29, 2009

    fatcicle. human flavored.

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  • pizzapie December 29, 2009

    Too bad he doesn't have a fat brain

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  • shimmery315 December 29, 2009

    he should have dove.

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  • beer_man December 29, 2009

    the town down river was wiped out by a tsunami after this was taped.

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  • rodeye2 December 30, 2009

    Good job now I can fish.

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  • fetuswithaids December 30, 2009

    The ice held up pretty good when his feet made impact,but it was no match for the wide load that followed.

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  • getfucked December 30, 2009

    walrus's don't feel the cold

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  • sicninja December 30, 2009

    i'd hit that!

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  • cellule December 30, 2009

    The usual shit happening at Jay's chalet

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  • magnavox50 December 30, 2009

    This makes a great training video on how to rescue your fat fucking friend when they fall through the ice

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  • bloodbrick September 25, 2010

    some say the fattys dick shrunk three sizes that day

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