The Robot Would Like to Buy You a Beer

jay
10,857 Views 6 years ago

This is it people, robots are pouring our beers. The end is near. We will no longer have bartenders! The world is going to end!!! How in the hell are you supposed to over tip a robot bartender so the next time you come back you get some free drinks? I don't even think that is possible. Maybe I can tip them with some motor oil or some shit.

20 Comments
  • 2indastink January 21, 2010

    rape dem coons.

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  • willylickaball January 21, 2010

    Finally an honest bartender, I may have to open another bar soon.

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  • yankeefan34 January 21, 2010

    robots--------- the new slaves!

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  • killkenny January 21, 2010

    Yeah, so my GF is always bitchin' and...HEY! Are you listening Bot Boy??? Gimme some peanuts.

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  • 2indastink January 21, 2010

    yea i'd let it whack me off.

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  • slipdry January 21, 2010

    Fuck, people are already lazy enough as it is. Now we cant pour our own beer? sheesh!

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  • unibanger73 January 21, 2010

    just outa cuiriosity. does this robot have a vagina?

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  • thoward January 21, 2010

    can it make a sandwich and clean house?

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  • thespider January 21, 2010

    gotta get one of those

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  • skydiver29 January 21, 2010

    WHAT! 1.79 million for a beer, you sir are not getting a tip.

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  • rodeye2 January 21, 2010

    My grandma can move faster,hurry up bot boy.

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  • drunkard January 21, 2010

    I nearly died of thirst waiting for that thing.

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  • wally707cali January 21, 2010

    haha skydiver.....

    killkenny shut your old ass up! you aint got no GF only that old exwife..lol

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  • fetuswithaids January 21, 2010

    Can you not stick the bottle in the beer...I don't know where that thing's been?

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  • ohwickedwendi January 21, 2010

    Now they need to make a machine to jerk them off.

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  • khaslave January 22, 2010

    Slap a pussy on it; and I'll marry it.

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  • johnfromohio1 January 22, 2010

    Perfect example of the proper use of technology.

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  • tamponeater January 22, 2010

    too much head hmmmm thats the first time ive ever said that

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  • cellule January 22, 2010

    Nah, a good barmaid should be able to give head as well.

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  • shineyfeathers January 22, 2010

    My thoughts exactly Skydiver.LOL!

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