Bad Ass Ninja Assassin Is Looking for you!

jay
19,606 Views 6 years ago

Ok, he's not really looking for you. He's actually looking for a sammich, with lots of mayo. Did you know that ninja's actually rock mullets? I didn't but now I see the pure awesomeness of the fact that ninjas and mullets go hand in hand. This guy is going to have some of the finest sword skills around if he keeps up the ninja training.

57 Comments
  • 2indastink January 21, 2010

    fuck me.....that you jay?.....if it is then you've lost a lot of weight.

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  • mexican_pride January 21, 2010

    ninja assassin needs to loose weight

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  • yankeefan34 January 21, 2010

    ha ha ha KUNG-FU PANDA!!!!!!

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  • killkenny January 21, 2010

    Training for the ninja Special Olympics are ya?

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  • willylickaball January 21, 2010

    That's funny, Tigertiger got banned from the PG but they still post his videos.

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  • dirtysanchez69 January 21, 2010

    Yall didnt notice but the symbols on his sweat suit is ancient chinese loosely translated to say still lives with parents.

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  • addictedtothc January 21, 2010

    I thought their was a weight limit to being a Ninja?

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  • format187 January 21, 2010

    Is that Farley?

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  • psychoscumphuc January 21, 2010

    lol^

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  • Jay D. January 21, 2010

    @ 2inda, nah man, I don't have a mullet :(

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  • harrisonme January 21, 2010

    LMAO..I have never seen a ninja stop in the middle of a fight to pull up his pants.

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  • unibanger73 January 21, 2010

    that ninja needs a belt....and a treadmill

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  • thespider January 21, 2010

    dork

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  • orangegoblin January 21, 2010

    What a fat pointless cunt!

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  • mynutzitch January 21, 2010

    that guy is gonna get all kinds of pussy now!

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  • iluvkitty January 21, 2010

    I call fake. I can't understand none of the ninja's I know, cuz they speak other languages, I can understand this shithead.

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  • iluvkitty January 21, 2010

    Real ninjas say "ayah", and "ay" and "ya" not "hu" and grunt with every move.

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  • burgie January 21, 2010

    Headlines read "300 pound Ninja died in swordfight, could not keep pants on. Film at 11"

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  • meatgrinder666 January 21, 2010

    i like his mullet. at least he has something going for him

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  • skydiver29 January 21, 2010

    godspeed

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  • phuck-o January 21, 2010

    Jerry's kids grow up so quick

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  • thersaholycow January 21, 2010

    Best thing that guy can do with a sword if cut that fucking mullet. As for his assasin skills.. Bring it, I need a good laugh.

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  • whites_r_fat January 21, 2010

    Fucking krackers crack me up they are even more stupid and gay.....Go molest some kids like the rest of your race....fags

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  • rodeye2 January 21, 2010

    This the same guy that was fucking a stuffed raccoon a while back.

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  • fetishit January 21, 2010

    badass ninja skills jay...

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  • drunkard January 21, 2010

    At least he's prepared to fight if a cheeseburger decides to bite back one day.

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  • ouch January 21, 2010

    Ghee wiz Xena really let herself go

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  • mobliz January 21, 2010

    ninja gay-den

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  • godbluff January 21, 2010

    phat fu

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  • unlimitdinches January 21, 2010

    i didnt know nijas had mullets

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  • fetuswithaids January 21, 2010

    He'll slice a Boston cream pie with pinpoint percision.

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  • vdcg January 21, 2010

    Van Dame really let himself go!!!

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  • elmo January 21, 2010

    This guy gets zero pussy...

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  • ohwickedwendi January 21, 2010

    Ponytail boy needs to use that sword to cut the fat, not chew the fat.

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  • fawger January 21, 2010

    is it bad if you were impressed by this?

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  • ftwbiker January 21, 2010

    Have you seen my baseball?

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  • khaslave January 21, 2010

    He blinded me with great white belly!

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  • khaslave January 21, 2010

    He'd better stick hand guns.

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  • johnfromohio1 January 22, 2010

    Ok, who's gonna star wars that one up first?

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  • tamponeater January 22, 2010

    what a fukin nerdyassfukinhomqueercocksucker

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  • harrisonme January 22, 2010

    Enter the fat ass dragon belly

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  • marcus0420 January 22, 2010

    Damn the Karate Kid got fat!

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  • kingdingaling January 22, 2010

    That's why I have a gun cause I'll just shoot his fat ass!!

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  • cellule January 22, 2010

    Thanks for the demonstration, but I'll stick with my slap-chop.

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  • muangabung January 22, 2010

    I did not know the NOM NOM guy was still alive.

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  • wulberdee January 22, 2010

    HE NEEDS TO SWAP HIS NINJA SWORDS FOR A OF PAIR OF BRACES

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  • oblivion344 January 23, 2010

    i shall defeat you with double cheese burger

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  • douche101 January 23, 2010

    i bet he gets all the pussy

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  • carnutts4sure January 24, 2010

    Grasshoppa ..... snatch the quarter pounder w/ cheese from my hand !

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  • mikefreshness January 24, 2010

    man, thats one asskicking rattail

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  • deadwalker January 29, 2010

    omfg its the great white ninja

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  • joe-swagger February 2, 2010

    LEONARDO! YOU REALLY LET YOURSELF GO! TELL MASTER SPLINTER TO GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK! YOUR TURTLE SHELL WAS ON BACKWARDS AND YOUR PIZZA CUTTING SKILLS WERE THE OPPOSTE OF FLAWLESS!

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  • fukyallbitches February 18, 2010

    fucking nigger

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  • thesheenycurse February 20, 2010

    "at like super high speed" is not an accurate speed measurement

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  • blazeveryday May 16, 2010

    the title is the best** HE IS LOOKING FOR YOU ... like many poeple i have looking for me ..this guy i would not want looking for me

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  • bbbiigg August 25, 2011

    Tosh did it.......

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  • robb138 May 5, 2013

    look you hit mom again she's not gonna film your little videos....

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