Fatty Fire Fail

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Tim S.
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This is new and improved diet fad that is circulating the obese community. Instead of having to watch what you eat and all that nonsense, this method is quite simple. Douse your self in lighter fluid and then light the match. Watch as you instantly burn off those calories that the Big Mac at lunch contained.

26 Comments
  • slipdry January 22, 2010

    i think i've seen this before, not sure if it was here or another website though

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  • corezonedotcom January 22, 2010

    flaming truffle shuffle

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  • sara-beth January 22, 2010

    as if he acted surprised when his pants caught fire what the hell did he think would happen

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  • harrisonme January 22, 2010

    It's hard to put out a grease fire.

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  • killkenny January 22, 2010

    Nice dance moves wigger.

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  • rubbers January 22, 2010

    damn it i thought he was going to burn to death

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  • hung303 January 22, 2010

    At least he got off his fat ass and MOVED!

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  • fetishit January 22, 2010

    hahahah fat asshole...

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  • bigblocknova January 22, 2010

    the children are our future!!! we are fucked

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  • thoward January 22, 2010

    Damn He must be from the shallow end of the pool

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  • kingdingaling January 22, 2010

    Geez, now a fat flamer!

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  • wuda_fuc86 January 22, 2010

    I swear some guys will do anything for a chance to beat thier meat...

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  • demonjay January 22, 2010

    Burning marshmellow

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  • drunkard January 22, 2010

    Only thing missing was the Benny Hill theme song.

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  • cellule January 22, 2010

    Another douche trying to enhence his penis size..

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  • anomalous January 22, 2010

    Did you notice the flames didn't go out 'till he pissed himself? Prolly a little dooky happnin' too....

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  • unibanger73 January 22, 2010

    i saw eminem do this same dance on the vma's a few yrs ago.

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  • godbluff January 22, 2010

    IT WAS FUNNIER THE FIRST TIME, THE SECOND TIME IT WAS ALRIGHT, now it sucks.

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  • boneyak January 22, 2010

    I was waiting for the rest of him to just go Poof!

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  • shineyfeathers January 22, 2010

    Damn kids...everything went down hill when it became cool to set yourself on fire and post it on the Internet.

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  • ohwickedwendi January 22, 2010

    That's the new exercise fad: Pyrobics.

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  • willylickaball January 22, 2010

    They told him don't you ever come around here

    Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear

    The fire's on your crotch and your words aren't really clear

    So beat it, just beat it

    You better run, you better do what you can

    Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man

    You wanna be tough, better do what you can

    So beat it, but you wanna be bad

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

    No one wants to burn their meat

    Showin' how funky and weak thier brain can be

    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

    Just beat it, beat it

    Just beat it, beat it

    Just beat it, beat it

    Just beat it, beat it

    Your out to get you, better leave while you can

    Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man

    You wanna stay alive, better do what you can

    So beat it, just beat it

    You have to show them that you're really not scared

    You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare

    They'll kick you, then they beat you,

    Then they'll tell you it's fair

    So beat it, but you wanna be bad

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

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  • clusterlizard January 22, 2010

    Odds are his cock was burned....

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  • tamponeater January 23, 2010

    fukin sped

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  • ftwbiker January 23, 2010

    He just wanted some Roasted Nuts.

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  • muffinz April 14, 2010

    ha i loved it..again.again again

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