Bizarre Nipple rubbing and jerking off contraption

Before anyone else says it, I'm going to say it. What the fuck is wrong with white people. Why are we so fucking freaky? I have never thought about making any contraption to get off with. I usually just whip out the crisco and beat my dick like it owes me money. Not this honky, he broke out the fucking welding machine and some other crazy motors just to get his nipples rubbed while fucking a plastic bottle.

37 Comments
  • briandee January 23, 2010

    Wow first at last

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  • killkenny January 23, 2010

    Go Go Wank Gadget!

    +0
  • willylickaball January 23, 2010

    I must say TimS.'s engineering degree is really paying off.

    +1
  • wardo56 January 23, 2010

    I WANT ONE!!!

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  • jajafun January 23, 2010

    wtf ppl can get very creative

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  • psycho666 January 23, 2010

    thats what the depression will do to a guy.

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  • thunderbutt January 23, 2010

    braindee first to be in line to clean the machine.

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  • harrisonme January 23, 2010

    Too lazy to get a girlfriend , but too much time to build shit like this.

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  • thersaholycow January 23, 2010

    So this is what J does with all the $$ he makes from this site... well... its better than a hooker I guess

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  • whites_r_fat January 23, 2010

    shit, i'll take one just without the nipple toucher

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  • johnfromohio1 January 23, 2010

    It's the Slap Cock... only $19.99, but if you call now, we'll include the nipple massager free! (just pay separate shipping and handling). Unlike the Slap Chop, your nuts are gonna love you!

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  • ohwickedwendi January 23, 2010

    This was one of the inventors "The Shark Tank" rejected.

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  • fetishit January 23, 2010

    what the? ... i mean... really?

    +0
  • slipdry January 23, 2010

    Mr Owl, how many strokes does it take to get the semen to shoot out?

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  • darkwestern January 23, 2010

    I heard they already made one of these...I think they called it a vagina.

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  • khaslave January 23, 2010

    On grandma's couch? You bastard!

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  • thoward January 23, 2010

    Ok ten seconds of that was way to much

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  • wargod January 23, 2010

    i want one (even though it is just as noisy as my wife)

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  • wargod January 23, 2010

    "Billy Mays here, to tell you about the sperminator 2000...."

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  • boneyak January 23, 2010

    The farmer he stole the milking machine from will be after his ass.

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  • ouch January 23, 2010

    Did you find that as JONES BIG ASS TRUCK RENTAL AND STORAGE....crazyshit/cnt/medias/22965-jones-big-ass-truck -rental-and-storage-[repost]

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  • douche101 January 23, 2010

    order yours today

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  • unibanger73 January 23, 2010

    perfect for loved one with no arms...or the exceptionally lazy.

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  • muangabung January 23, 2010

    Weedeaters gone wild!!

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  • fetuswithaids January 23, 2010

    I hope you zap your little weed off,homo!

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  • beer_man January 23, 2010

    see Wayne Szalinski's new invention in "HONEY, I BLEW MY LOAD" coming soon to a theater near you.

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  • mobliz January 24, 2010

    atleast it wasn't a beer bottle...

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  • tamponeater January 24, 2010

    hmmmm to lazy to jerk off ......so how long ago did he cross the border

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  • rodeye2 January 24, 2010

    He lets the thing run all day while playing X-box.

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  • godbluff January 24, 2010

    What a jerkoff! His mom is gonna catch him with all that noise. I think he needs to work on a silencer.

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  • cellule January 24, 2010

    I'm speechless...

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  • shineyfeathers January 24, 2010

    (((Knock knock knock))) "Son...are you vacuuming your room in there?"...."Oh yes Mom...YES!!"

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  • evil_princess January 25, 2010

    No Comment...LOL!

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  • thespider January 26, 2010

    THAT DUDE NEEDS TO GET LAID....STAT!

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  • elzombino January 28, 2010

    This is what 4 Years at M.I.T will get you.

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  • oojokeboyoo January 29, 2010

    The Macgyver of jerking off.

    +1
  • ipeeinpools October 31, 2011

    sounds like drilling. smells like burning.

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