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posted by Jay D. on 1/24/2010

Have No Legs And Wanna Go Fast? Try This Wheel Chair

As we all know, having no legs sucks. Until now. This is the wheelchair that you want when you want to go fast and have no legs. Now you can make it to get your disability check in seconds flat. As a side note, if you get drunk on this thing, riding home from the bar, can you get pulled over?
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truckin4tits
FIRST....Yes!!!!
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 11:20 AM

killkenny
Pull over! Do you have any idea how fast you were going in a handicap zone??
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 11:31 AM

beergut
whats the worst that could happen you break your legs
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 11:52 AM

psycho666
i bet he gets good gas mileage.
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 12:09 PM

demonjay
i like the one from the movie silverbullet better that one looked awesome
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 12:44 PM

willylickaball
That will smoke all those Rascals at the Senior Center
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 12:58 PM

getfucked
I’d love to see him do an emergency stop.
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 1:02 PM

fetishit
wow! now i wanna be a crippled and have that chair, awesome...
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 1:07 PM

thoward
More power
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 1:24 PM

ohwickedwendi
I heard Stan is a free-wheeling sort of guy.
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 1:25 PM

thunderbutt
truckin4tits WOW we are just so proud of you son! First place!! Yaaaa!! wooopeeeeeeeeeeee! what an accomplishment...
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 1:29 PM

2indastink
In late 1985, Savage started a feud with Intercontinental Champion Tito Santana over that title. On the November 2, 1985 edition of Saturday Night’s Main Event, he unsuccessfully challenged Santana for the title (Savage won the match by countout but not the title because a title does not change hands by countout).[13] In a rematch on the February 24, 1986 (taped February 8) edition of Prime Time Wrestling, he won the WWF Intercontinental Championship at the Boston Garden by using an illegal steel object stashed in his tights.[14][15] Early in his WWF career, Savage also won two countout victories in Madison Square Garden over his future tag team partner WWF Champion Hulk Hogan (although the belt did not change hands due to the countout) as well as engaging in historic feuds with Bruno Sammartino and George "The Animal" Steele.[3] Savage’s feud with Steele began on the January 4, 1986 edition of Saturday Night’s Main Event, when Steele developed a crush on Miss Elizabeth.[16] At WrestleMania 2, Savage defeated Steele in a match to retain his Intercontinental title.[17] Another major title challenger was Jake "The Snake" Roberts, with whom he battled to a double disqualification on the November 29, 1986 edition of Saturday Night’s Main Event.[18] He resumed his feud with George Steele in early 1987, culminating in two Intercontinental title matches, both won by Savage.[19][20] Savage wrestled in what is widely considered to be one of the greatest matches in North American wrestling history when he faced Ricky Steamboat at WrestleMania III in the Pontiac Silverdome. The match was the culmination of a long and bitter feud (which saw Savage kayfabe crush Steamboat’s larynx), and featured tremendous athleticism and in-ring storytelling. After nineteen two-counts, Steamboat pinned Savage (with help from George Steele, who pushed Savage from the top rope seconds before he was pinned) to end his near 14 month reign as Intercontinental champion.[21][22] The match was extremely choreographed, as opposed to the "on the fly" nature of most wrestling matches at the time.[4] Savage was a stickler for detail, and he and Steamboat laid out and rehearsed every spot in the match prior to WrestleMania, at his home in Florida.[4] The highly influential match was considered an instant classic by both fans and critics and was named 1987’s Match of the Year by both Pro Wrestling Illustrated and the Wrestling Observer. Steamboat and Randy Savage were seen cheering with and hugging other wrestlers after the match.[3][4]
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 1:30 PM

thunderbutt
2indastink WOW! You must have a GED!!!
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 1:34 PM

shineyfeathers
Me too Getfucked...I don’t think the little wheel lock will stop that thing very quickly.
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 1:40 PM

beer_man
i can picture one of these speeding through the isles at the local wal-mart.
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 1:51 PM

2indastink
i am macho man randy savage, and god.
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 1:59 PM

darkwestern
wtf is a handicapped zone killkenny?
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 2:33 PM

truckingman
Nice, a true (gas powered) motorize wheel chair. All it needs is some more horse power like a monster V8 and it would be MF" BAD ASS!!! Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 3:10 PM

cellule
..and next you loose your arms in a crash, then try to drive by blowing into a tube..
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 4:31 PM

unibanger73
timmy....
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 7:05 PM

nevamore
russian cosmanot the early tests
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 9:33 PM

tamponeater
i want one
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posted on: 01-24-10 @ 11:24 PM

drunkard
Filler up! My shoes are on vacation!
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posted on: 01-25-10 @ 12:32 AM

rodeye2
Great way to pick up chicks cause theres only one place for them to sit.
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posted on: 01-25-10 @ 2:02 AM

jp5er
That ain’t shit! Let’s see him jump a couple cars with that rig!
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posted on: 01-25-10 @ 8:57 PM

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