Have No Legs And Wanna Go fast? Try This wheel chair

As we all know, having no legs sucks. Until now. This is the wheelchair that you want when you want to go fast and have no legs. Now you can make it to get your disability check in seconds flat. As a side note, if you get drunk on this thing, riding home from the bar, can you get pulled over?

25 Comments
  • truckin4tits January 24, 2010

    FIRST....Yes!!!!

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  • killkenny January 24, 2010

    Pull over! Do you have any idea how fast you were going in a handicap zone??

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  • beergut January 24, 2010

    whats the worst that could happen you break your legs

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  • psycho666 January 24, 2010

    i bet he gets good gas mileage.

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  • demonjay January 24, 2010

    i like the one from the movie silverbullet better

    that one looked awesome

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  • willylickaball January 24, 2010

    That will smoke all those Rascals at the Senior Center

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  • getfucked January 24, 2010

    I'd love to see him do an emergency stop.

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  • fetishit January 24, 2010

    wow! now i wanna be a crippled and have that chair, awesome...

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  • thoward January 24, 2010

    More power

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  • ohwickedwendi January 24, 2010

    I heard Stan is a free-wheeling sort of guy.

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  • thunderbutt January 24, 2010

    truckin4tits

    WOW we are just so proud of you son! First place!! Yaaaa!! wooopeeeeeeeeeeee! what an accomplishment...

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  • 2indastink January 24, 2010

    In late 1985, Savage started a feud with Intercontinental Champion Tito Santana over that title. On the November 2, 1985 edition of Saturday Night's Main Event, he unsuccessfully challenged Santana for the title (Savage won the match by countout but not the title because a title does not change hands by countout).[13] In a rematch on the February 24, 1986 (taped February 8) edition of Prime Time Wrestling, he won the WWF Intercontinental Championship at the Boston Garden by using an illegal steel object stashed in his tights.[14][15] Early in his WWF career, Savage also won two countout victories in Madison Square Garden over his future tag team partner WWF Champion Hulk Hogan (although the belt did not change hands due to the countout) as well as engaging in historic feuds with Bruno Sammartino and George "The Animal" Steele.[3]

    Savage's feud with Steele began on the January 4, 1986 edition of Saturday Night's Main Event, when Steele developed a crush on Miss Elizabeth.[16] At WrestleMania 2, Savage defeated Steele in a match to retain his Intercontinental title.[17] Another major title challenger was Jake "The Snake" Roberts, with whom he battled to a double disqualification on the November 29, 1986 edition of Saturday Night's Main Event.[18] He resumed his feud with George Steele in early 1987, culminating in two Intercontinental title matches, both won by Savage.[19][20]

    Savage wrestled in what is widely considered to be one of the greatest matches in North American wrestling history when he faced Ricky Steamboat at WrestleMania III in the Pontiac Silverdome. The match was the culmination of a long and bitter feud (which saw Savage kayfabe crush Steamboat's larynx), and featured tremendous athleticism and in-ring storytelling. After nineteen two-counts, Steamboat pinned Savage (with help from George Steele, who pushed Savage from the top rope seconds before he was pinned) to end his near 14 month reign as Intercontinental champion.[21][22] The match was extremely choreographed, as opposed to the "on the fly" nature of most wrestling matches at the time.[4] Savage was a stickler for detail, and he and Steamboat laid out and rehearsed every spot in the match prior to WrestleMania, at his home in Florida.[4] The highly influential match was considered an instant classic by both fans and critics and was named 1987's Match of the Year by both Pro Wrestling Illustrated and the Wrestling Observer. Steamboat and Randy Savage were seen cheering with and hugging other wrestlers after the match.[3][4]

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  • thunderbutt January 24, 2010

    2indastink WOW! You must have a GED!!!

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  • shineyfeathers January 24, 2010

    Me too Getfucked...I don't think the little wheel lock will stop that thing very quickly.

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  • beer_man January 24, 2010

    i can picture one of these speeding through the isles at the local wal-mart.

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  • 2indastink January 24, 2010

    i am macho man randy savage, and god.

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  • darkwestern January 24, 2010

    wtf is a handicapped zone killkenny?

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  • truckingman January 24, 2010

    Nice, a true (gas powered) motorize wheel chair. All it needs is some more horse power like a monster V8 and it would be MF" BAD ASS!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • cellule January 24, 2010

    ..and next you loose your arms in a crash, then try to drive by blowing into a tube..

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  • unibanger73 January 24, 2010

    timmy....

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  • nevamore January 24, 2010

    russian cosmanot the early tests

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  • tamponeater January 25, 2010

    i want one

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  • drunkard January 25, 2010

    Filler up! My shoes are on vacation!

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  • rodeye2 January 25, 2010

    Great way to pick up chicks cause theres only one place for them to sit.

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  • jp5er January 25, 2010

    That ain't shit! Let's see him jump a couple cars with that rig!

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