The worst part about tripping and falling is the scraping of your knee. Now just imagine tripping and falling into a meat grinder. Your knee is going to look like ground beef. That might ruin your ambitions for the olympic high jump.
aww wat a pussy walk it off ohh FIRST BITCHES FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
does it hurt when i do this? how bout this? eh? anything? fuck it.....pull the plug.
mmmm fire up the grill! we got some good fresh cut meat
That's why God gave us more than one leg.
Wonder if the knee-grows back?
that is going to sting a little tommarow
Good luck dude!Break a leg!
Dirty jobs should have covered that one
american soldiers have some good aim.
He's gonna have a hard time shifting his motorcycle from now on.
lord of the razor dance.
A little duct tape and he'll be fine.
Another legal claim that don't have a leg to stand on.
shouldnt have teased that dog
...but on the good side, his dick will look longer with shorter legs.
REMINDS ME OF MY ARMY DAYS! 2 MOTRINS AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING!