Trunk Monkey: The chaperone

You can't trust kids these days. With the Trunk Monkey, those all horned up kids can finally be trusted. The Trunk Monkey makes sure no shit is going down on his watch. Your daughter is finally safe, and her boyfriend is a scared little bitch!

26 Comments
  • buttdarts February 3, 2010

    4th losers.....

    -5
  • willylickaball February 3, 2010

    Better than a porch monkey. ^^^Voting for yourself is 4 losers buttdarts.

    -2
  • 2indastink February 3, 2010

    I voted for H.I.V positive, and I won.

    -3
  • unibanger73 February 3, 2010

    trunk monkey is also available in porch monkey, but instead of keeping your daughter safe he just gives her clamydia.

    +7
  • czechbitch February 3, 2010

    My girlfriend has same monkey, but she call it "mother".

    +7
  • khaslave February 3, 2010

    Warning: Trunk monkey may get lonely and rape you.

    +0
  • boredshitless February 3, 2010

    i gotta get one of those for my daughters car

    -1
  • jajafun February 3, 2010

    fucking monkey i hate him i can never do nothing when his around

    +0
  • thoward February 3, 2010

    fuck that monkey on the butt

    +0
  • thunderbutt February 3, 2010

    apeshit

    +0
  • monoxide February 3, 2010

    DONT fuck with the monkey

    +0
  • ouch February 3, 2010

    When I spank my monkey it goes off like a shotgun to

    +4
  • ftwbiker February 3, 2010

    Don't Monkey with her Bloomer Puddin'!

    +1
  • thundermug February 3, 2010

    That's so 2001. I have upgraded my security system to "midget Mexican wrestler". Just slightly less likely to shit in you back seat.

    +1
  • truckingman February 3, 2010

    (Evilly) LMMF"AO!!! "Trunk Monkey," DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM PERIOD, OR YOU'LL END UP MF" FUCKED IN HELL, Bitchess!!!! Still (evilly) LMMF"AO!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 3, 2010

    Ima get my daughter one of these for her sweet sixteenth.

    +0
  • killkenny February 3, 2010

    That kid won't be trying any monkeyshines with her.

    +2
  • mobliz February 3, 2010

    bill clinton shoulda had one of those in the white house...

    +0
  • tamponeater February 4, 2010

    spank that goddamn monkey

    +0
  • rodeye2 February 4, 2010

    Thats pimp monkey and the boy had no moola.

    +0
  • boneyak February 4, 2010

    All mine would do is piss in his own mouth and throw shit at you. Still effective but too much of a mess to clean up after.

    +0
  • cellule February 4, 2010

    Thank you Trunk Monkey, it was close to being romantic, wich kills the parking blow-job experience.

    +0
  • snatchesmcgee February 4, 2010

    the second that fucker throws shit at them itll turn into an asian porn

    +1
  • angelb February 5, 2010

    what is with the gun i thought they threw poo? well that will cut down on the teenage prego's!!

    +0
  • richierich3786 February 5, 2010

    Stop monkeying around

    +0
  • smoky420 February 19, 2010

    mr chips don't play

    +0
 
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