You can't trust kids these days. With the Trunk Monkey, those all horned up kids can finally be trusted. The Trunk Monkey makes sure no shit is going down on his watch. Your daughter is finally safe, and her boyfriend is a scared little bitch!
Better than a porch monkey. ^^^Voting for yourself is 4 losers buttdarts.
I voted for H.I.V positive, and I won.
trunk monkey is also available in porch monkey, but instead of keeping your daughter safe he just gives her clamydia.
My girlfriend has same monkey, but she call it "mother".
Warning: Trunk monkey may get lonely and rape you.
i gotta get one of those for my daughters car
fucking monkey i hate him i can never do nothing when his around
fuck that monkey on the butt
DONT fuck with the monkey
When I spank my monkey it goes off like a shotgun to
Don't Monkey with her Bloomer Puddin'!
That's so 2001. I have upgraded my security system to "midget Mexican wrestler". Just slightly less likely to shit in you back seat.
(Evilly) LMMF"AO!!! "Trunk Monkey," DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM PERIOD, OR YOU'LL END UP MF" FUCKED IN HELL, Bitchess!!!! Still (evilly) LMMF"AO!!!
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
Ima get my daughter one of these for her sweet sixteenth.
That kid won't be trying any monkeyshines with her.
bill clinton shoulda had one of those in the white house...
spank that goddamn monkey
Thats pimp monkey and the boy had no moola.
All mine would do is piss in his own mouth and throw shit at you. Still effective but too much of a mess to clean up after.
Thank you Trunk Monkey, it was close to being romantic, wich kills the parking blow-job experience.
the second that fucker throws shit at them itll turn into an asian porn
what is with the gun i thought they threw poo? well that will cut down on the teenage prego's!!
Stop monkeying around
mr chips don't play