Why would you even think about pissing on your keyhole of your car? Wouldn't the piss just freeze anyways? Looks like he's going to be there for awhile, maybe he should have brought a Snickers for the wait.
I hate when that happens
It does'nt freeze that fast if you drink enough alcohol.
Huh? Mine fits right in the key hole, and opens the door just fine.
legalise coon bashing.
At some point he's just gonna have to yank it off. It hurts thinking about it.
a can feel dat cold
This is why I have a garage.
heat the key with a lighter, works great
piss naturally has salt in it so it wont freeze. eventually it will but not after a while. but yeah theres other ways then pissing.... that would be like a last resort
Would have been great to see a woman and her child walk up behind him as he's trying to jerk his dick off the lock at the end.
I'd rather have a frozen dick than drive a Renault
So thats what Mechaphiliac looks like
His last car a was a probe.
Dick sticking cold.
needs a spatula. and a hydrocodone.
Your supposed to pee on the lock not in the lock,needle dick.
that worked great for the keyless entry, but the other dude got his wang stuck in the ignition
twat didn't even clear his windows before he drove off
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