Home Invasion Prank Goes Awesome

jay
28,178 Views 6 years ago

If you wanted to scare the living shit out of your girlfriend, this is the way to do it. This chick is the kind of chick that always gets killed in the horror flicks. You aren't supposed to just cower down, you need to attack! Go for the balls and the throat at the same time! Great prank though, I am pretty sure she shit herself when she thought someone was breaking and going to murder her.

26 Comments
  • sleeko February 11, 2010

    A tip, for you younger guys: Not the best way, to get laid.

    +6
  • thedoctor February 11, 2010

    (E)scape

    (T)o

    (G)ain

    (S)afety

    Eyes, Throat, Groin, Shin

    Remember it, USE it.

    +2
  • fistherhard February 11, 2010

    POW! your dead...no big surprise

    +0
  • cellule February 11, 2010

    Warning: the jack-bar might bounce back on fat.

    +1
  • gurtman23 February 11, 2010

    i bet she dropped a little poop in her underwear

    +1
  • thoward February 11, 2010

    he had better not go to sleep any time soon

    +2
  • 831cali February 11, 2010

    thats for trying to eat my twinkies!

    +3
  • killkenny February 11, 2010

    Eww eww that smell. Can't ya smell that smell? The smell of shit around youuuuu.

    -4
  • wardo56 February 11, 2010

    Fucker must love sleeping on that couch

    +2
  • the0ne February 11, 2010

    wait till he goes to sleep,, fill every opening with gorilla glue,,problem solved

    +5
  • ftwbiker February 11, 2010

    He's gonna have an Anal Invasion after she shoves that tire tool up his ass.

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi February 11, 2010

    He's just keeping the relationship full of surprises.

    +2
  • ouch February 11, 2010

    Crazy Crackers Pow pOw poW!

    +1
  • pistolero February 11, 2010

    what kind of weapon was he coming at her with? a fucking soup ladle would have been just as menacing.

    +2
  • jimmydcap February 11, 2010

    You can forget about PUSSY for a long long time..

    +2
  • dwidoderally February 11, 2010

    its his mom

    +0
  • tnt February 11, 2010

    Let the therapy begin

    +2
  • drunkard February 11, 2010

    Next week...the rape prank.

    +4
  • op3sk-mx February 11, 2010

    why dont you kill that fatty dude?

    -2
  • pinkgumdrop February 11, 2010

    if it had been my house he was trying to rob he would have a 9mm shoved up his nose and a 45 in his crotch

    -1
  • pinkgumdrop February 11, 2010

    so pranks are not really an option with me...

    -1
  • rodeye2 February 11, 2010

    ^^^You shouldn't play with your daddy's guns.^^^

    +0
  • unibanger73 February 12, 2010

    and thats how mommy got that stain in her drawers.

    +0
  • mobliz February 12, 2010

    wont be getting make-up sex in a while...

    +0
  • snyder360 February 17, 2010

    what a dumb bitch. she should buy a gun.

    +0
  • belllch February 24, 2010

    What if she had grabbed a knife in panic and slashed his balls off? This genius's moment of fun set the trust in the relationship back to NEVER.

    +0
 
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