Amazing That Turtles Sound Like Me Humping

jay
24,875 Views 6 years ago

I would have never thought that me and a turtle sound exactly the same when they are getting it on. That's just plain weird. Another thing is I make the same face as a turtle when I'm hitting it from the back too! Rock that turtle pussy little guy!

38 Comments
  • 831cali February 11, 2010

    Discovery Channel porn!!!

    -1
  • johnfromohio1 February 11, 2010

    What a dead lay, the bitch just sits there with that goofy look on her face.

    +0
  • marcus0420 February 11, 2010

    When good turtles go bad...

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  • marcus0420 February 11, 2010

    When good turtles go bad... now on FOX!

    -3
  • wardo56 February 11, 2010

    The Passion of the Terrapin

    +0
  • killkenny February 11, 2010

    That was fuckin' awesome! Better than Muskrat Love!

    +2
  • fistherhard February 11, 2010

    You can tell that lil feller is enjoying himself. I applaud your performance

    +3
  • nudrop February 11, 2010

    love the wink at the end...and the climax!!lol

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  • ftwbiker February 11, 2010

    I've got the same look and sound but damn the stamina.

    +2
  • ftwbiker February 11, 2010

    Reminds me of sex with my ex-wife....

    +2
  • punchinello February 11, 2010

    It's amazing that the female turtle looks exactly like my wife when we are getting it on.

    +2
  • sikko February 11, 2010

    That was nice of her to take one for the team!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 11, 2010

    Yeah...I had that same look on MY face when the ex husband would come home drunk and fuck the sheets.

    +4
  • ouch February 11, 2010

    And on tonight’s menu we have a delicious CREAMY turtle soup

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  • jimmydcap February 11, 2010

    At least he's getting some..

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  • tnt February 11, 2010

    Well wasnt that nifty

    +0
  • drunkard February 11, 2010

    He finished up by leaving a nice layer of turtle wax on her shell.

    +3
  • pizzapie February 11, 2010

    This is better porn than human porn I've seen on CrazyShit

    +1
  • op3sk-mx February 11, 2010

    is the same sound that makes my girlfriend when i fuck her

    -5
  • willylickaball February 11, 2010

    Mr. Turtell was giving her hell, while Mr. Rabbit was filming the shit.

    -1
  • kishoph February 11, 2010

    Where's the money shot ?

    +0
  • slipdry February 11, 2010

    man turtles really do move slow, i couldnt even tell he was humpin

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  • unibanger73 February 11, 2010

    i would venture a guess that the turtle on bottom was VERY ready for that to be over with.

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  • 28contender February 11, 2010

    tag you it

    -1
  • deathblooms February 11, 2010

    am I the only one that would be tempted to try and do that hole in his throat?

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  • rodeye2 February 12, 2010

    He had a hard time getting her to come out of her shell.

    +2
  • whyme February 12, 2010

    THAT WAS SOOOO FUCKING FAKE COME ON HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN A TURTLE FUCKING LIKE THAT I OWNED SEVERAL TURTLES AND REPTILES IN MY LIFE, TRUST ME THEY DONT FUCK LIKE THAT APPLAUSE ON THE JOB WHO EVER DID THAT

    THEN AGAIN MAYBE IT WAS BROTHER FUCKING HIS WIFE

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  • killergerbil February 12, 2010

    lmfao

    +0
  • salvatrucho February 12, 2010

    Mrs. Turtle from ma point of view aint getting no pleasure lmaoo

    -1
  • damd02 February 12, 2010

    i would so put it down his throat

    -1
  • dirtysanchez69 February 12, 2010

    I cant believe that none of you sick fucks on here has mentioned the fact that the turtle has a pussy in his mouth.

    +0
  • sikko February 12, 2010

    Turtle porn is awsome!

    +1
  • gurtman23 February 12, 2010

    Teenage Mutant Fucking Turtles

    +1
  • mobliz February 12, 2010

    where turtle wax comes from!

    +0
  • evil_princess February 13, 2010

    Oh My Lord, that is sooo funny LOL! Jay if you made that noise, your GF should film you and sell it, that would make Comedy of the year!! LMAO

    +0
  • tooyoung4this February 13, 2010

    im the turtle on top moaning like a mofo, and my girl friend is the turtle on the bottom, quiet and bored. lol

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  • mrszmyrna February 16, 2010

    lmfaoooo omfg, that was just too fkn funny!

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  • smoky420 February 19, 2010

    i just don't understand.... hes got this ecstatic look on his face as hes "ramming" her from behind and shes just laying there like shes saying to herself "is he done yet?" all the same, way to go mr turtle at least you got some

    +0
 
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