First question is how did you get his drunk ass on the table? If you lifted his ass up there, why are you talking all quiet? He's passed the fuck out, right? Anywho, if you ever head the saying, leave a sleeping dog lie, same goes for passed out people. I don't fault that guy one bit, I'd do the same thing. It takes me a few minutes to wake up when passed out too, and I still want to kick someone's ass!