Twofers for Thurdays: Dudes trying to Ride Motorcycles

jay
11,279 Views 6 years ago

You have to love the twofers, you get double the dumbass for the same low price of one dumbass. Today's dumbasses have the common denominator that they are trying ride motorcycles. The first guy looks like he just bought that mother fucker, and promptly just wrecks the fucking thing. The second dummy, well, is just a dummy.

23 Comments
  • 831cali February 18, 2010

    did the bikers wear their diapers??

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  • sikko February 18, 2010

    The first guy was the real tool of the two! But I'm guessing the second guy is plumber.

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  • 2indastink February 18, 2010

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    -8
  • 2indastink February 18, 2010

    I am dying of aids :(

    +4
  • fistherhard February 18, 2010

    what a squid..

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  • iluvkitty February 18, 2010

    ass of the week for u fags, I could read "I love Crazy Shit" on the moped drivers ass.

    -1
  • gurtman23 February 18, 2010

    i often wonder what life would be like if i had been born with a vagina

    +3
  • assmasa February 18, 2010

    #1 is a douche and why did #2 have to go and do something fat.

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  • killkenny February 18, 2010

    Double your pleasure. Double your fun, with double dumb bums.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi February 18, 2010

    Apparently, when you ride a motorcycle with your pants halfway down your ass, it feels violated so it dumps you on yours.

    +3
  • jimmydcap February 18, 2010

    Question name two bikers who can't join the HELLS ANGELS..

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  • suesdogowners February 18, 2010

    God I love it when some toe jam sniffer rips his ass off on a jap piece of shit.

    -1
  • anomalous February 18, 2010

    You meet the friendliest people on a Honda...

    +1
  • tnt February 18, 2010

    The first guy probably traded in his 25horse scooter for that 150horse and figured hey I can rip back on the throttle. Nope wrong dumbass.

    The second guy is just a retard

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  • unibanger73 February 18, 2010

    the first guy is new....its takes a couple good bike wrecks to remember not to squeeze the throttle when you panic. funny shit.

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  • shineyfeathers February 18, 2010

    LMFAO@#1!! He thought he was soooooo fucking cool. Classic Jack Knob maneuver.

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  • slaytanic454 February 18, 2010

    jay, that first one was you, don't bullshit us.

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  • mobliz February 18, 2010

    second one looked like a mississippii moon rise

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  • rodeye2 February 19, 2010

    Second one wanted to feel the wind in his ass hairs and the grass in his teeth.

    +2
  • twoslo February 19, 2010

    i give this video two dumbs down

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  • aryan-rule February 19, 2010

    a pair of pricks

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  • willylickaball February 19, 2010

    For sale almost new GSX-r600 only 30 feet on the odometer comes with matching leathers. Motorcycle has some slight scratches to fairing, leathers have some minor staining.

    +1
  • tijae March 8, 2010

    very nice

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