Wanna Wake Someone Up Fast? Just Add Pee

jay
24,822 Views 6 years ago

I imagine that if you are in some sort of heavy drug induced slumber dreaming of eating chocolate cakes and shit, then all of the sudden, some yellow rain starts coming down. You think to yourself, "this is in Horse Pop, this is piss!" That's when you wake the fuck up! Look around, only see some punk ass kids, and piss all over your face. Pro tip, get high at home. Way safer.

33 Comments
  • drunkard February 20, 2010

    Translation: we're open for business.

    +1
  • khaslave February 20, 2010

    Is that all you do for 2 dollars these days?

    +1
  • pistolero February 20, 2010

    i say... bus fight grandpa vs. those cocksnots

    +1
  • addictedtothc February 20, 2010

    Crack Head Alarm Clock

    +7
  • killkenny February 20, 2010

    She passes the piss test....but not the smell test.

    +2
  • english666 February 20, 2010

    If he had done that to me I would have beat the shit out of him and then cut his fucking cock off.

    -1
  • kingdingaling February 20, 2010

    Better to be pissed off then pissed on!

    +1
  • bucknuts February 20, 2010

    Damn! Talk about wakein up an Oger.,.,,.

    +1
  • jmgenocide February 20, 2010

    wake up grandma the liquor store is going to close soon

    +2
  • 2indastink February 20, 2010

    don't piss on the old coot.............RAPE IT!!!!

    -5
  • ohwickedwendi February 20, 2010

    When you gotta go, you gotta go.

    +0
  • aryan-rule February 20, 2010

    Filthy cunt! . . . and the guy was just as bad!

    +0
  • pizzapie February 20, 2010

    That guy deserves to be raped in prison by Bubba

    +0
  • unibanger73 February 20, 2010

    Apparently she's been conditioned to the act of receiving bodily fluids on the face, possibly due to her status as a veteran cum dumpster, so the reaction is unfortunately weak.

    +3
  • fetuswithaids February 20, 2010

    I don't know!You never can tell who's packing an A.K. in a shithole country!

    +1
  • thoward February 20, 2010

    thats no way to treat an old whore

    +1
  • ftwbiker February 20, 2010

    How the fuck did he cut the stream??? I can never do that.

    +0
  • stoner6 February 21, 2010

    too fuckin funny

    +0
  • cellule February 21, 2010

    Instant whore: just add water.

    +1
  • jphinfan86 February 21, 2010

    Bonus upskirt.

    +0
  • rodeye2 February 21, 2010

    Thats no way to treat your mother.

    +1
  • tnt February 21, 2010

    With a tiny pecker like that he probably thought it was the closest he would come to getting laid

    +2
  • 831cali February 21, 2010

    pee is a good conditioner for the hair

    +1
  • jakdup313 February 21, 2010

    well at least she's not having a shitty morning

    +1
  • purplesnake February 21, 2010

    i wuda took a dump in her mouth

    +1
  • majdalenka February 21, 2010

    WELL DONE LMFAO.

    +0
  • mandy1peach February 21, 2010

    Susan Boyle?

    +1
  • consigliere February 22, 2010

    I'd live for him to pee on me I'd drink all of it

    -2
  • dumb_spooks February 22, 2010

    when she passed out 6 hrs earlier men where pissing on her so her sense of time is all screwed up.

    +1
  • juggalo4ever February 22, 2010

    bitch had it commen thats what happens when u skip out on rent. pay up bitch and u wont get pissed on

    +0
  • oojokeboyoo February 22, 2010

    That dude just went R Kelly on Shrek

    +1
  • mobliz February 23, 2010

    the only shower she'll get all week

    +0
  • waysouthern October 17, 2010

    Now, Thats funny. I bet if you were there to actually see it. The look on her face would be priceless.

    +0
 
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