The Human Can Opener

jay
10,556 Views 6 years ago

Just wait for it, this guy really does a number on the can. But to tell you the truth, as I was watching this, my teeth started hurting. I mean, just the thought of biting down on a aluminum can sends shivers down my spine. But this guy is like a fucking rat getting into a can of beans.

27 Comments
  • willylickaball February 24, 2010

    Some of my freinds are real tools too but none are this handy

    +5
  • fetuswithaids February 24, 2010

    It's no wonder why British people are not known for their Colgate smiles.

    +2
  • bucknuts February 24, 2010

    His boyfriend's name is Dickless.,.,.,,.

    +3
  • spike69l February 24, 2010

    just fucking epic

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 24, 2010

    That's what happens when your parents stick you in the closet for most of your childhood.

    +1
  • aryan-rule February 24, 2010

    quicker than a can opener but not as bright.......

    +2
  • snatchesmcgee February 24, 2010

    i believe there was a pull tab

    +0
  • thoward February 24, 2010

    Hell I'm that fast with a P-38

    +2
  • tnt February 24, 2010

    Dont let that fucker suck your willy or it will be gone

    +0
  • iluvkitty February 24, 2010

    yeah, i bet he is plugged in...into a dick, this is gay

    +0
  • jimmydcap February 24, 2010

    Human Can opener at his best!!

    +0
  • killkenny February 24, 2010

    He's got alot of time on his hands since he was canned at work.

    +1
  • anomalous February 24, 2010

    Oh yeah...now that'll get ya laid...

    +0
  • fetishit February 24, 2010

    if i drink from that can my mouth will hurt, you idiot...

    +0
  • drunkard February 24, 2010

    Watch out, he wants to nibble at your can.

    +0
  • unibanger73 February 24, 2010

    he's very popular on camping trips becouse NO ONE remebers the fucking can opener.

    +0
  • godbluff February 24, 2010

    real

    +0
  • truckingman February 24, 2010

    OK, that's some useless talent.

    -1
  • truckingman February 24, 2010

    let us see him open a 'tin (steel)' can... An 'Evil' thought...

    Evilly, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    -1
  • mobliz February 24, 2010

    if that's his super power, then he'll be on the mexican justice league

    +0
  • malice February 24, 2010

    I've wanted a beer that bad.

    +3
  • hgravity February 24, 2010

    That was funny Malice.

    +0
  • ftwbiker February 24, 2010

    Piranha Boy

    +0
  • shineyfeathers February 25, 2010

    I bet that's not the only can he likes to open with his mouth.

    +0
  • rodeye2 February 26, 2010

    Time for pork&beans.

    +0
  • billy411 February 26, 2010

    That was nice, but can it pay the bills?

    +0
  • salvatrucho March 10, 2010

    fucking awesome

    +0
 
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