What Not To Do With Your Hummer

Made to do just about anything you throw at them, a Hummer is the vehicle of choice for outdoor enthusiasts. However, these morons found out that a Hummer can not cross a deep ass frozen lake. It just doesn't work. I think after the first one failed I would have called it quits. Being the idiots that they are, they continued on all day and kept failing.

38 Comments
  • facistfrank February 27, 2010

    hummer the ultimate left handed fag-mobile

    +0
  • truckingman February 27, 2010

    Hummers and HMMWVs are made to sink in water for traction. Have a nice swim the that "ice cold water," BIOTCHESS!!! Laughing My MF" Ass Off!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    -1
  • mexican_pride February 27, 2010

    i hate u. u rich people!

    -2
  • killkenny February 27, 2010

    I like deep hummers too.

    +6
  • fuckedinfresno February 27, 2010

    Zil ambitions, GM reality.

    -1
  • pistolero February 27, 2010

    These fucking people are the ones that decrease the surplus population. These are consumer hummers only made to look like army vehicles. The exhaust is coming out the back as opposed to the original hummer exhaust stack which is vertical and located in the front of the truck. I can't even say that I would have laughed if I was there because there would have been no way that I would have gone out 4 wheeling with such ignorant buffoonery.

    -3
  • ohwickedwendi February 27, 2010

    I see the Polar Bear Club has decided to include vehicles in their frozen endeavors.

    +1
  • sikko February 27, 2010

    Fucking tools!

    +3
  • anomalous February 27, 2010

    I wouldn't have one of those up my ass even if I had room for Sherman tank...

    +1
  • thoward February 27, 2010

    I love to see people in hummers get stuck

    -1
  • 2indastink February 27, 2010

    Sometimes, after I've cried myself to sleep, I wake up, creep downstairs and put my johnson up the exhaust pipe of my neighbours car.

    -6
  • 2indastink February 27, 2010

    Yeah that's what I'm fucking talking about.....autosexia is not a crime, got it? GOOD.

    -6
  • emoney350 February 27, 2010

    I'm gonna have to agree with killkenny +1 for you hommie.

    +1
  • thunderbutt February 27, 2010

    Ban 2indastick

    +11
  • emoney350 February 27, 2010

    I agree thunderbutt its getting annoying and never on subject.

    +1
  • ghosthunter February 27, 2010

    stupid russians. Those Hummers are not for Off road use.

    +0
  • 2indastink February 27, 2010

    I'm un-bannable cos I am the LORD. Bow down to me.

    -10
  • douche101 February 27, 2010

    buncha fucksticks with more money than brains

    +2
  • douche101 February 27, 2010

    oh its true you r a reron

    +1
  • douche101 February 27, 2010

    i like 2 party

    +1
  • pizzapie February 27, 2010

    Can't wait for the sequel

    -1
  • flmkllr451 February 27, 2010

    Hummers are junk. I was cruising through 14 inch snow drifts in a 94 Ford Taurus and passed an H2 and an H3 stuck. They lost my respect right there.

    +4
  • thoward February 27, 2010

    FORD One tough car

    +2
  • drunkard February 27, 2010

    Now you'll have to wait for the shrinkage to go away before getting your hummer.

    +3
  • slaytanic454 February 27, 2010

    Haha I hope they have winches... And I hope those trees are strong as fuck.

    Anyone that says Hummers are junk, and then justifies that buy citing references to H2s and H3s, is an idiot. H2s and especially H3s are not real fucking hummers, they're highway queens. Real hummers (The military HMMWVs, and to a lesser extent, the original H1s) are awesome.

    +1
  • dazzza February 27, 2010

    Ice fishing is not for everyone !

    +0
  • truckingman February 27, 2010

    The HMMWV kick ass, the H2 and H3 are no comparison. But Georgia Tech's is developing a military replacement for the HMWMWV based on the F-350 chassis called the 'ULTRA AP.'

    +0
  • truckingman February 27, 2010

    For more info on the ULTRA AP: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMMWV_replacement

    -1
  • zombie February 27, 2010

    How do you spell dumb fuck Russia (HUMMER)

    -1
  • zombie February 27, 2010

    If you cant drive it don't fucking buy it

    -1
  • rareranking February 28, 2010

    Wonder will the insurance pay for that and the idot didnt have to go forward so far out, All he had to was go forward alittle and gun it backwards he would had been out

    -1
  • jarvis80 February 28, 2010

    the exhaust on the hummer doesnt come out of the stack at the front of the wind shield that is for the intake so when they drive them though the water they dont die and the hummers that drive on the street have almost al the same stuff that the ones in the miltry do

    -1
  • rodeye2 February 28, 2010

    HUMMER....for the guys without a big dick.

    +0
  • tnt February 28, 2010

    Stupid fucking rich punks

    -1
  • unibanger73 February 28, 2010

    fuckin retards

    -1
  • mobliz March 1, 2010

    quick!! someone get a couple straps, some towels, and some new panties for the guys in the hummers... i'll grab my jeep and meet you there!

    +1
  • 831cali March 1, 2010

    H1, H2, stuck in the water, next time leave ur 22" wheels at home and bolt on MUD tires, ooooh yeah, daddy is gunna be pissed off you ruined the hummers carpet.

    +2
  • jeddahcuzz March 2, 2010

    dude a hummvee is an american vehicle, hence a non american driving it would be detrimental and futile. they sound like a bunch of kosaksluts drunk and getting there communist drive on. i fuckin wish i had a dirty bomb, i would send it fedex to that boris yeltsin motherfucker and blaaammmmmo??? what? im just saying what everyone is thinking.

    +2
 
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