Magic Tape making saggy boobies perky

jay
29,429 Views 6 years ago

This is just total and utterly bullshit right here. Check this out, you meet a chick, she's got great tits. You take her home, and get ready for the horizontal limbo. She untapes her tits and bam, they are dragging on the floor. You still hit it, but maybe not as hard as you were going to hit it before. That's all I'm saying.

31 Comments
  • 831cali March 1, 2010

    did that boob just winked at me???

    +1
  • willylickaball March 1, 2010

    Do they make these for balls because I'm tired of tucking mine into my socks?

    +7
  • bigfun72 March 1, 2010

    Canada wins gold in hockey and most gold in the HISTORY of the winter olympics CANADA CANADA CANADA

    -20
  • tnt March 1, 2010

    Thats cool wheres the cs. FUCK CANADA

    +3
  • 2indastink March 1, 2010

    Will it work with MOOBS?

    -2
  • emoney350 March 1, 2010

    We use duct tape here in FL.

    +4
  • iluvkitty March 1, 2010

    thats saggy???? my wife is gonna be pissed when i tell her she is waaayyyyyy passed saggy. I guess she can tape them to her belly button, I'll settle for that..

    +1
  • lickadslit March 1, 2010

    FIX_A_FLAT

    +4
  • thoward March 1, 2010

    Fake is fake and I don't do fake

    -3
  • drunkard March 1, 2010

    Jay, how about printing "Crazy" on one, and "Shit" on the other to get some extra advertising?

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi March 1, 2010

    And after you tape 'em up, you've got two ready-made pockets.

    +1
  • jonathonnulph March 1, 2010

    As long as they are REAL tits from a REAL chick, I really don't care.

    +2
  • kingdingaling March 1, 2010

    Not to bad either way.

    -1
  • invisus March 1, 2010

    Wonder if that would work on my saggy balls???

    -3
  • thoward March 1, 2010

    ^ You should try it an let us know. Better yet Video it an post it

    -1
  • willylickaball March 1, 2010

    Don't bother, I tried it and now it looks like a giant fly with his tongue sticking out. But when I put on a shirt it loks like I've got nice tits and a breathing tube.Back to tucking them in my socks.

    -1
  • ghosthunter March 1, 2010

    My ol lady needs some of those.

    +1
  • jackhammer08 March 1, 2010

    excuse me ma'am, you have yourself some saggy tits there. would you like to star in my infomercial..?

    +1
  • killkenny March 1, 2010

    That's like a Wonderbra. When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went.

    +0
  • pizzapie March 1, 2010

    She probably gets hit on by all of her husbands fiends

    +1
  • unibanger73 March 1, 2010

    more false advertising.

    -1
  • mobliz March 1, 2010

    coming to a walmart near you!!

    +1
  • jp5er March 1, 2010

    She needs to tape them puppie together and let me fuck'em! That would be a good use for that tape!

    +1
  • wrathhammer350 March 1, 2010

    @2indastink^^^^ ask jay

    +1
  • jphinfan86 March 2, 2010

    Red Green salutes thee boob tape.

    -1
  • scooterdaddy March 2, 2010

    Thats promoting false advertising

    -1
  • pjacer March 2, 2010

    I'll buy that for a dollar!!!

    +1
  • pistolero March 2, 2010

    should of had the TAAAA DAAAAAAAA sound at the end

    +1
  • killergerbil March 3, 2010

    Thats by far the greatest thing ever made!

    +0
  • rodeye2 March 5, 2010

    Now my mouth will fit.

    +0
  • hater-monkey April 13, 2011

    That is not the way you fix your body after you had a stroke.

    +0
 
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