Crotch Rocket Close Call

Somebody caught footage of this pedestrian almost getting nailed by a crotch rocket. I guess the asshole thought he would be cool if he sped around a corner. Too bad the jackass doesn't know how to ride a bike and ate pavement.

18 Comments
  • anothermoron March 13, 2010

    Wow, that guy almost got his toe ran over. MY HEART IS IN MY CHEST

    -3
  • aryan-rule March 13, 2010

    has the cunt that was filming this got one leg shorter than the other?

    +0
  • willylickaball March 13, 2010

    Just because it sounds like a drag bike and it's dragging the rider behind it still doesn't mean it's a drag bike.

    +1
  • pizzapie March 13, 2010

    Can't wait for Obama health care so everyone can pay for this asshole's hospital bill

    +4
  • killkenny March 13, 2010

    Nice sound effects on the slider Tim!

    +4
  • dethzombie March 13, 2010

    lame

    +0
  • buttdarts March 13, 2010

    Yeah nice sounds effects jackass staffers!! Looks like Adam is figuring out the shitty computer now.

    +0
  • mrnoworldorder March 13, 2010

    did the guy get deathed?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi March 13, 2010

    I heard that rider is a real drag ass now.

    +1
  • chupamiverga March 13, 2010

    that dont even sound anything like a crotch rocket. its obvious its an indy car. sound edit=FAIL!!!!

    +2
  • dazzza March 13, 2010

    All mouth n no trousers.......

    +0
  • fetishit March 13, 2010

    hahaaa is like coyote and the roadrunner...

    +0
  • slaytanic454 March 13, 2010

    Haha holy fuck, if someone were to actually wind a bike out like that, they'd be going fast as fuck. Like, big red smear, followed by white powdery smear on the ground fast. Worst audio addition ever.

    +0
  • dumb_spooks March 13, 2010

    slow day for videos....fuck man

    +0
  • tnt March 13, 2010

    fuck it I got nuthin

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi March 13, 2010

    The guy on the bike was really draggin ass.

    +0
  • dnl_uncola March 13, 2010

    the gay little run that guy made was just great!!!

    +0
  • unibanger73 March 14, 2010

    anti-climactic

    +0
 
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