If You Have a bike and a Face, Watch This

jay
16,987 Views 6 years ago

You can actually watch this if you don't have a bike or a face, but I thought I'd put out the warning to everyone. This can happen to you! Your face can meet the ground if you try to be cool and jump or over shit. If you don't care about your face, please make sure to video your stunts and send it in.

20 Comments
  • buttdarts April 2, 2010

    Jesus, could of used a little more speed on the 1st one. Bonus for bike hitting him on the 2nd one.

    +1
  • thoward April 2, 2010

    They should buy guns an try hunting.

    +2
  • lovexxkiller April 2, 2010

    i love the way the blood splated when he hit the ground..

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 2, 2010

    Evil Kenevil is turning over in his grave right now.

    +0
  • kingdingaling April 2, 2010

    I pissed my pants a lil laughing so hard at the first one!!!

    +0
  • killkenny April 2, 2010

    Broke brain bikers.

    +0
  • hutchbeartrap April 2, 2010

    yeah X-games look real easy on your TV...lol

    +0
  • rockinron April 2, 2010

    ok dude first of all this is not ps3 its real life. and you are not tony hawk!!! enjoy your new dentures. and to the 2nd kid. just becase you can aford a trials pedal bike dont mean you will actually be able to use it!!

    +0
  • zombiefreeak21 April 2, 2010

    quick piss on his face

    +0
  • sikko April 2, 2010

    They should buy guns and try suicide..

    +1
  • cbt23 April 3, 2010

    That pussy is wearing a helmet!!!

    +0
  • jphinfan86 April 3, 2010

    While the economy is finally recovering, the Face Plant has experienced record growth.

    +0
  • boppalilbit April 3, 2010

    yeah blame it on the bike parts maybe if the 1st kid was riding faster he may of made it...sheet grannys lil rascal goes faster than that and the second kid also didnt have the momentum ::::note:::: to kids stop spending your money on weed it kinda shows

    +0
  • pep April 3, 2010

    The title can be used with my dick too

    +0
  • suesdogowners April 3, 2010

    Im glad the first little puke lost his fucking hat. Everytime I see one of you pathetic little assholes with one of those hats on, I wanna beat it off your goddamn heads with a Louieville Slugger, then I wanna drive the fuck over your dog while you're in convulsions. So fuck you.

    -1
  • suesdogowners April 3, 2010

    Shut your fucking ass up.

    -1
  • suesdogowners April 3, 2010

    What the fuck are you looking at, you putrid little cunt?

    -1
  • rareranking April 4, 2010

    Dumbfuck was so nieve and stupid he didnt even let go of the handle bars!

    +0
  • dumb_spooks April 4, 2010

    1st guy looked like his face ended up as a red stripe on the median.

    +1
  • 28contender April 4, 2010

    CHEAP BIKES FOR SALE,PRACTIIICCCLY NEW,HIT ME BACK AT 555-5555

    +0
 
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