Coconut Ninja Fails Big Time

jay
15,112 Views 6 years ago

If you are a modern day ninja, you just don't go around killing Samurais and protecting the emperor. That leaves the only logical thing to do, split coconuts. This guy is about to split all those coconuts like the true ninja that he is. Did you notice the word "about" because he is about to like I'm about to have a baby out of my penis. It's not gonna happen. This guy is on his own ninja fail boat. Waah waah wahhh.

25 Comments
  • blindferret April 7, 2010

    Correction, he succeeded in breaking his hand on TV.

    +0
  • hutchbeartrap April 7, 2010

    haaaaaaaaaaaa. hand hurt dumb azz?

    +2
  • sleeko April 7, 2010

    Somebody forgot to drain those puppies.....FAIL!

    +0
  • jehuty540 April 7, 2010

    yes, extreame douche baggery.

    +0
  • trad April 7, 2010

    DUMB FUCK

    +0
  • creek April 7, 2010

    That is not how I slap my nuts around....

    +1
  • willylickaball April 7, 2010

    He hasn't busted a nut since his boyfreind left him

    +3
  • derrickbird79 April 7, 2010

    Do you have any idea how hard a coconut is!?! I could smash three bricks WITH a fuckin coconut!

    -1
  • derrickbird79 April 7, 2010

    He should have wore his ball shorts

    +7
  • ezileeoffended April 7, 2010

    and for his next trick he's gonna break a block of steel with his face

    +0
  • stinkeye April 7, 2010

    I wish I had ninja skills like that

    +0
  • ghosthunter April 7, 2010

    Hong kong phooie better job!

    +0
  • pizzapie April 7, 2010

    Douche baggery at it’s finest and caught on tape...

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 7, 2010

    He left his muther fuckin ball shorts at home.

    +1
  • dwidoderally April 7, 2010

    WHY REPOST WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    +0
  • purplesnake April 7, 2010

    acceptable repost as it is undoubtably the most epic fail in history. bet he never returned to the dojo

    +0
  • killkenny April 7, 2010

    Just stick with the pebble Grasshoppa.

    -1
  • psycho666 April 7, 2010

    i could kick his ass i bet.....

    +0
  • 28contender April 7, 2010

    IF HE HAD A NIGRO AROUND TO PAT HIS HEAD I WOULD HAVE SWORE IT WAS TIM T-BO AFTER LOSING THA CHAMPIONSHIP,LOL

    +0
  • rockinron April 7, 2010

    well at least he succeded at keeping a straight face after breaking every fuckin bone in his hand!! musta had his ball shorts on!!

    +0
  • mobliz April 8, 2010

    too bad that was his jacking off hand...

    +1
  • boppalilbit April 8, 2010

    I think I can, I think I can, I think I can

    +0
  • rodeye2 April 8, 2010

    He should of used his head.

    +0
  • zombiefreeak21 April 8, 2010

    hahahaha the host thinks your a retard

    +0
  • carinya April 8, 2010

    Typical wanker, gotta go out in the world to show everybody how tough you are/n't. must have thought there was some money in it.

    +0
 
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