If you are a modern day ninja, you just don't go around killing Samurais and protecting the emperor. That leaves the only logical thing to do, split coconuts. This guy is about to split all those coconuts like the true ninja that he is. Did you notice the word "about" because he is about to like I'm about to have a baby out of my penis. It's not gonna happen. This guy is on his own ninja fail boat. Waah waah wahhh.