Russian Gets Leg Blown Off

It's happened to all of us... You go outside to pick up your morning paper, and unbeknownst to you, your crazy neighbor put a homemade bomb under it. BOOM!!! Next thing you know your leg is gone. You won't be letting that dick borrow your Draino next time.

18 Comments
  • format187 April 15, 2010

    This is why I let the wife get the paper

    +5
  • willylickaball April 15, 2010

    Now his neighbor is plotting to place a flaming bag of dog shit on his doorstep to see if he can stomp it out.

    +0
  • jimintn April 15, 2010

    Now the only place he can work is the "I HOP"

    +5
  • cmwar-15 April 15, 2010

    ^haha, with his right,an this time its a landmine under the shit

    +0
  • dirtysanchez69 April 15, 2010

    That is soooo fucked up!!! I cant believe they dont have aluminum crutches over there yet!!!!

    +3
  • thoward April 15, 2010

    Next you borrow something bring it back.

    +0
  • wardo56 April 15, 2010

    You KNOW he has a huge cock he has at LEAST one foot!

    +0
  • dazzza April 15, 2010

    I'd put that on ice.

    +0
  • 187macman April 15, 2010

    DAM U KNOW HE AINT DOING THE STANKY LEG ANY MORE!

    +1
  • pizzapie April 15, 2010

    Now he has an excuse for being so lazy

    +0
  • rockinron April 15, 2010

    ball bat video camera and a garbage bag should fix up the nieghbor real good!!

    +0
  • killkenny April 15, 2010

    At least he's walking it off.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 15, 2010

    ^No, kenny--he's hopping it off.^

    +1
  • rodeye2 April 16, 2010

    I bet he cancels his paper subscription.

    +0
  • mrnoworldorder April 16, 2010

    best thing that ever happened to him

    +0
  • mobliz April 16, 2010

    molitav-newspaper

    +0
  • ftwbiker April 16, 2010

    Don't look like he'll be RUSSIAN to pick up any more bags.

    +0
  • muffinz April 21, 2010

    In motherland russia you dont dispose of the news paper the news paper disposes of you!

    +0
 
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