Dead Guy Floating. Someone Get a Stick Stat!

jay
18,825 Views 6 years ago

Don't look at me funny, you know the rule. You see a dead guy floating in some water, you get a stick and poke him. That's how it is in nature. You have to gauge a few things. First, to see if he is completely dead. Second, to see if he's going to pop like a balloon when you poke him. Third, that's how you wake up zombies. Those guys don't look like they brought there stick, but they did bring a rope. That should help.

20 Comments
  • dirtysanchez69 April 27, 2010

    WTF?? Are they radioing back to the starship enterprise??

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  • rockinron April 27, 2010

    so this is what floatys look like in mexico, interesting he almost looks dead. then they all look like this when they are not moving.

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  • killkenny April 27, 2010

    Wasn't he the bass player for The Drifters?

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  • corezonedotcom April 27, 2010

    yep, shit floats

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  • mrnoworldorder April 27, 2010

    "They all float down here Jorge."

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  • wildcat April 27, 2010

    He just fake dead,to get a green card..

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  • jakdup313 April 27, 2010

    chupacabre strikes again

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  • darthscrib April 27, 2010

    one dead nigger, that's a good start! now kill the other two for the hat trick!

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  • ohwickedwendi April 27, 2010

    Quick--someone check for a pulse...he might still be alive.

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  • rocky71 April 27, 2010

    No one tell Mexicans they can't swim. I'm going to make a fortune building moats around the south.

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  • willylickaball April 27, 2010

    Proof, shit floats

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  • thoward April 27, 2010

    Sokeing them in the creek makes them tender. slow roasting makes them tastey

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  • creek April 27, 2010

    Bob is that you????

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  • pizzapie April 27, 2010

    He will be missed dearly. He was the local pimp

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  • magnavox50 April 27, 2010

    it's a floater flush it again

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  • cbt23 April 27, 2010

    Couldn't pay me enough to pull a dead beaner out of the water...Or alive!!!

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  • rodeye2 April 28, 2010

    Thoward musta got the shoes.

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  • willynilly April 28, 2010

    I watched this so i could see a body poked with a stick as advertised. No fucking stick.

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  • kancaligirl April 29, 2010

    Could you imagine if when they rolled him over, he got up and said raaawwwrr and started chasing them like a zombie. That would be some funny shit!

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