The Better Marriage Blanket is probably something each and every married couple needs. No where in your vows did it say you had to tolerate excessive farting in the bedroom. Put an end to those smelly nights now with The Better Marriage Blanket.
Nobody farts in their sleep. I stayed up all night once and never once farted
With this the old dutch oven could be fatal.
And don't for get to order the Pussy Fart Pillow for a matching set.
Looks like they've got the problem covered.
So when I jam her head under the covers nothing happens?
The best part of marriage is the wife getting to smell my silent deadly farts. She loves them
I need that blanket the wife is lactose intolerant
Well shit the bed, I'll take two.
If you can't take the farts, you shouldn't have married her. In marriage you should learn to love 'em like your own.
I think my missus is more fussed about snoring than farting. Plus its nice to share a meaty fart with your other half, its something you've given to her from deep inside you.
wes the fun in that....
I can still DUTCH oven the BITCH!!
That's our way of getting even with their nagging and bitching,don't take that away from us.
I also have a solution for that: Put the damn fan toward the offending farter. Duh.
^^^Na,my wife tried that it just blows it back around to her.^^^
I've heard Beano helps.
"offending molecules"?? I'm gonna use that.