Better Marriage Blanket

The Better Marriage Blanket is probably something each and every married couple needs. No where in your vows did it say you had to tolerate excessive farting in the bedroom. Put an end to those smelly nights now with The Better Marriage Blanket.

18 Comments
  • jooboo420 May 1, 2010

    FIRST!!

    -9
  • wardo56 May 1, 2010

    Nobody farts in their sleep. I stayed up all night once and never once farted

    +0
  • bulldognuts May 1, 2010

    With this the old dutch oven could be fatal.

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  • ftwbiker May 1, 2010

    And don't for get to order the Pussy Fart Pillow for a matching set.

    +3
  • killkenny May 1, 2010

    Looks like they've got the problem covered.

    +1
  • wuda_fuc86 May 1, 2010

    So when I jam her head under the covers nothing happens?

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  • pizzapie May 1, 2010

    The best part of marriage is the wife getting to smell my silent deadly farts. She loves them

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  • thoward May 1, 2010

    I need that blanket the wife is lactose intolerant

    +1
  • willylickaball May 1, 2010

    Well shit the bed, I'll take two.

    +2
  • godless1 May 1, 2010

    If you can't take the farts, you shouldn't have married her. In marriage you should learn to love 'em like your own.

    +0
  • papscrunt May 1, 2010

    I think my missus is more fussed about snoring than farting. Plus its nice to share a meaty fart with your other half, its something you've given to her from deep inside you.

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  • boofano May 1, 2010

    wes the fun in that....

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  • ghosthunter May 1, 2010

    I can still DUTCH oven the BITCH!!

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  • rodeye2 May 2, 2010

    That's our way of getting even with their nagging and bitching,don't take that away from us.

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  • ohwickedwendi May 3, 2010

    I also have a solution for that: Put the damn fan toward the offending farter. Duh.

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  • rodeye2 May 3, 2010

    ^^^Na,my wife tried that it just blows it back around to her.^^^

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  • ohwickedwendi May 3, 2010

    I've heard Beano helps.

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  • sleeko May 3, 2010

    "offending molecules"?? I'm gonna use that.

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