Dude Folded In Half in the Middle of the Street

jay
20,456 Views 6 years ago

I'm going to guess that this dude didn't make it. Than and he was folder like a piece of paper means he's a goner. Good thing for camera phones so we can see them unfold this poor soul and get ready to pack him into one of those black bags.

28 Comments
  • ninersfan2010 May 12, 2010

    mmm, bacon!

    -3
  • willylickaball May 12, 2010

    You got know where to hold then when you unfold them, know when to walk away know when to run.

    -1
  • stacey May 12, 2010

    he gave meaning to the term "put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye"

    +5
  • creek May 12, 2010

    I bet he will make a nice stew being all tenderized and all.

    +1
  • snedie May 12, 2010

    Emm yer, theync has a much better fucking version than this.

    I swear, this site is getting full of itself and just posting whatever shit people can be fucked to send in or what ever the owners steal from other fucking sites.

    -8
  • buttdarts May 12, 2010

    Turns out this guy lived!!!

    -2
  • boppalilbit May 12, 2010

    People do anything for attention now a days:: shake it off pussy

    +1
  • dumb_spooks May 12, 2010

    Duck and Cover!!

    +1
  • sedatedsurgeon May 12, 2010

    Okay guys we're going to split the work half and half . You guys take this side and we'll take the other.

    -1
  • atmydismay May 12, 2010

    I heard this guy made it and is know an advocate for breakdancing in the middle of the street

    +1
  • killkenny May 12, 2010

    Just don't fall apart on me now Simon.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 12, 2010

    "Hey Earl, get me a spatula, will ya??"

    +1
  • pistolero May 12, 2010

    I'm just trying to figure out how snedie concluded this site is "full of itself."

    +1
  • boredshitless May 12, 2010

    looks like his ass was the last thing to go through his mind!

    -3
  • wirenap May 12, 2010

    first person to take the phrase "get bent" literally.

    +1
  • mass May 12, 2010

    thats not the right procedure ! you gotta poke it with a stick first

    +1
  • kracka_killa May 12, 2010

    he's half the man he use to be...

    +1
  • anomalous May 12, 2010

    Sucks to be him....

    +1
  • thesheenycurse May 12, 2010

    We're having carnitas tonight

    -1
  • sillyrabbit May 12, 2010

    I'd rather see videos of the accident than the aftermath.

    +0
  • buzzhawg May 12, 2010

    This is the ONLY reason Cambodia imports snow shovels.

    +0
  • yeayeayea May 12, 2010

    His dream of being able to suck his own dick just came true.

    +0
  • dustman May 12, 2010

    hahahahahahahahah my man The Human Pancake

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 13, 2010

    REMINDS ME OF THE GAME FROGGER.

    +0
  • ftwbiker May 13, 2010

    Now for the traffic... we have a bad jack knife on the corner of Main & 1st.

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 13, 2010

    Save the body bag a suitcase will work and half price on a coffin.

    +0
  • cellule May 13, 2010

    ..Add the flour, mix until it's smooth, bake 45 minutes at 345°F..

    +0
  • flyboy3313 April 11, 2012

    I thought that Yoga was supposed to be healthy for you?

    +0
 
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