bicycle accident leaves dude dickless

That had to be one mean ass accident to just rip that guy's dick right off. If he is dead, he should be happy. I would hate to imagine a life of having no dick. Maybe that's why no one is trying to resuscitate him too. They know a life without a dick is no life at all.

35 Comments
  • stoner6 May 18, 2010

    better off dead

    +0
  • kingdingaling May 18, 2010

    Atleast he had on his helmet right?!

    +1
  • pistolero May 18, 2010

    Instant sex change.

    +2
  • willylickaball May 18, 2010

    I knew one of those ball inflators was going to take it to far some day

    +0
  • gurtman23 May 18, 2010

    i would hit it

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 18, 2010

    He'll be known from now on as "dickless wonder".

    +1
  • boobles May 18, 2010

    What a weird position he's in!

    +0
  • dominican_ak47 May 18, 2010

    Got dibs on the fucking shoes!!

    +0
  • blueangeldude May 18, 2010

    Look mommy what's that? It's a man hole my dear.

    +0
  • 2indastink May 18, 2010

    fuck me sideways. 3 / 10

    +0
  • sleeko May 18, 2010

    Is that chick, in high heels checking out his package? Or what's left of his package, anyway.

    +0
  • atmydismay May 18, 2010

    Hey he went balls out!

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 18, 2010

    Sorry dom, the shoes are for thoward--he makes the BEST shoe soup!

    +0
  • pizzapie May 18, 2010

    I heard he joined the circus as "the dickless wonder"

    +0
  • gasguy May 18, 2010

    he looks alittle shocked

    +0
  • edrich May 18, 2010

    wore the helmet on the wrong head

    +2
  • ghosthunter May 18, 2010

    Poor bastard. Hope he like becoming a woman.

    +0
  • hillbillyfreak May 18, 2010

    try a girls bike next time with your mangina

    +0
  • ftwbiker May 18, 2010

    Proof that bicycle riders are a bunch of pussies.

    +3
  • derrickbird79 May 18, 2010

    Anybody got a tampon?

    +1
  • derrickbird79 May 18, 2010

    Better go check in with lost and found!!!

    +0
  • thesheenycurse May 18, 2010

    HEY Jose all that bike gear couldn't save your dick.

    +0
  • wardo56 May 18, 2010

    rest in pieces

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 18, 2010

    Ripped his mother fucking ball shorts,g-strings from now on.

    +0
  • slipkid May 18, 2010

    After seeing this, I think I'll stop abusing mine so much.

    +0
  • cellule May 19, 2010

    I came by accident! Shit happens, honey...

    -1
  • rareranking May 19, 2010

    Sad part is still alive!

    +1
  • mass May 19, 2010

    that man is gonna need some liquor !

    +0
  • mindfreak69 May 19, 2010

    he doesnt look too happy about his recent sex change. shouldve stuck with a surgeon man.

    +0
  • el_polio_loco May 19, 2010

    well, if hes gonna keep riding bikes, hes probably better off.

    +0
  • danw1 May 20, 2010

    Just a real ugly chick on her period.

    +0
  • hatchetboy May 25, 2010

    wow, the accident left him with a giant pussy

    +0
  • waysouthern October 18, 2010

    It looked like he moved a couple times in the video, So maybe he wasn't dead other wise maybe they would have covered him...

    +0
  • penect October 30, 2010

    I love the part in the video where the chick in high heels walks up to him. I can just imagine her looking at his dickless crotch and thinking, look at me you cockless fool, look at what you will never get to enjoy. My woman loved this flick and wanted to fuck as it played. I stopped it when the woman in heels walked up and shot my load all over my ladys high heels. Feels so good to fuck.

    +0
  • flyboy3313 April 11, 2012

    My dick is my dick is gone, maybe if I stay in this position it will reappear, MY DICK IS GONE MY DICK IS GONE... I'll wake in a minute and it will be oookay!

    +0
 
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