Huge Goat Hit and Run Massacre

jay
21,873 Views 6 years ago

I'm not sure how this is possible, but I can imagine that it was something like this: Guy in the grey truck is hauling ass down the road. There is a flock of goats in the road. He hits the gas, then hits the goats. Goats go flying through the air. Guy gets hit with goat, and dies instantly. Shepard sees goat massacre, commits suicide. When we come rolling in, with the video camera.

28 Comments
  • format187 May 24, 2010

    The men who stare at goats were working overtime that day

    +2
  • rockinron May 24, 2010

    id say some one needs to get out the gyro brad ad lets eat!!!.thank god for elqieda goats looks like a sucide goat fucked up some other none conforming goats!!

    -3
  • anomalous May 24, 2010

    He did that on purpose...

    -3
  • killkenny May 24, 2010

    It takes a pick-up to feed a village.

    +1
  • slipkid May 24, 2010

    He must have been high to hit a flock of goats.

    -1
  • thoward May 24, 2010

    I swear they just came out of no where!

    +0
  • thoward May 24, 2010

    Oh yea I also think it was a mass suicide by the goats it was better than being molested by the goat herders.

    +0
  • box-on-rails May 24, 2010

    The goat fuckers in the next village were devastated to hear that the party would have to be postponed due to the lack of goats.

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  • boppalilbit May 24, 2010

    Truck + flying saucer do not mix ... get it straight people:: I am so sick of people going out and doing this shit

    +0
  • wardo56 May 24, 2010

    thats pretty ba-a-a-a-d

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 24, 2010

    Wow--they really take their "Grand Theft Auto" pretty seriously over there.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 24, 2010

    It's the 'Massengale' Massacre--it happened one 'Summer's Eve' when the goats weren't feeling quite so fresh.

    -1
  • dustman May 24, 2010

    how did he hit 20+ goats at once? the truck's not that wide... dude must have hit some, and gone back for the rest.

    +0
  • cmwar-15 May 24, 2010

    wtf is a chevy 1500 doing in ragland?

    -1
  • thoward May 24, 2010

    @cmwar-15 killing goats by the look of things.

    +0
  • ftwbiker May 24, 2010

    Achmed said he would find that cheating wife of his!

    +0
  • purplesnake May 24, 2010

    the windscreen wasnt even smashed so wheres the driver????

    +0
  • yeayeayea May 24, 2010

    The goat rapist strikes again!!

    +0
  • kingdingaling May 24, 2010

    The Happining by M. Night Shaylaman..

    +0
  • atmydismay May 24, 2010

    that was The Greatest Of All Time!!

    +0
  • cellule May 25, 2010

    Allah-Claus crashed his sleigh!!!

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 25, 2010

    Dead or not,they didn't stop to tear off a piece of goat pussy.

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  • spedman May 25, 2010

    this is a fucking gas that fucked shit up... just cover your eyes sheeple.. just like you're covering them from the gulf oil spill

    -1
  • ghosthunter May 25, 2010

    Perfect STRIKE!!

    +0
  • leadfoot May 25, 2010

    That's what happens when a " flock " of goats flies too close to the ground .

    +0
  • yestrnight May 25, 2010

    they are not dead they just fainted

    +1
  • juliobuttfuck June 4, 2010

    You know the mexican goatfuckers probably killed the driver for killing the local pussy supply.A few less anchor babys ,so it wasnt all bad for the USA.

    +0
  • ghost1323 July 16, 2010

    Well if you kill one might as well kill them all.

    ..

    +0
 
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