Store Robbery Fail

I don't know what this loser's deal is, but when he tries to hold up this store, the clerk just tells him to fuck off. Maybe he was trying to pass his dildo off as a lethal weapon or maybe he's just a pussy and everyone can smell it. Next time, put a bullet in the first person you see and maybe then someone will pay attention to your sorry ass.

25 Comments
  • aryan-rule June 3, 2010

    this fag obviously hasn't read 'how to rob stores for dummies'......maybe that other fag mexican pride will lend him his copy.....

    +4
  • killkenny June 3, 2010

    He should've at least grabbed a beer on the way out.

    +3
  • dirtysanchez69 June 3, 2010

    AWWW Earl get the fuck outta here. I told you I pay you later for the blow job.

    -3
  • format187 June 3, 2010

    I'd at least have shoplifted something..... damn

    -2
  • buttdarts June 3, 2010

    Looks like a hardware store. What is that shit on the shelves??

    -5
  • thoward June 3, 2010

    He should just kill his self

    +1
  • 2indastink June 3, 2010

    Gary Coleman lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    -2
  • thunderbutt June 3, 2010

    Gary Coleman lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!! inside 2indastink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • atmydismay June 3, 2010

    His career as a criminal has officially ened!!!!

    +1
  • mympsick June 3, 2010

    the shopkeeper should of had a tazer.lol

    -3
  • leadfoot June 3, 2010

    " Um , excuse me , could I trouble you to put all the money from the register in this bag please ? No ? Oh , okay then , I'll just be on my way . Have a nice day . "

    +0
  • tectronics June 3, 2010

    Talk about an EPIC FAIL, that little dude probly went home, jacked off on his baby nuts and cryed to his mom.

    +0
  • stacey June 3, 2010

    kid in the blue shirt is on his cell phone twittering "dude, someone is epically failing at robbing the store im in LOL"

    -2
  • ouch June 3, 2010

    What cho talkn Bout Willis

    +0
  • enjoythat88 June 3, 2010

    I get no respect around here

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 3, 2010

    Rodney Dangerfield reincarnated!

    +0
  • rareranking June 4, 2010

    I love the to stupid people that just stand their throw the whole altercation and not bounce!

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 4, 2010

    The kids are taking notes.

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth June 4, 2010

    Sir, you will just have to wait your turn in line -- these people were ahead of you. Now take your purse and get your ass to the back of the line.

    +0
  • rockinron June 4, 2010

    please put the money in th bag !! i need to buy tampons, im a big pussy!

    +0
  • damgreedyjew June 5, 2010

    plastic gun robberies never work.

    +0
  • mylarjorgen June 14, 2010

    What kind of fucking stupid advice is that to give you fucking moron.

    +0
  • teacupmassacre August 17, 2010

    he should have threatened to pull down some pants maybe then he would have got paid!

    +0
  • krazyk January 3, 2011

    You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me>?

    +0
  • thederp April 30, 2011

    "what part of 'fuck off' didn't you understand, kid?"

    "but, sir, i really need..."

    "i said fuck off!"

    "alright...*walks away*"

    +0
 
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