College is a great time to experiment with drugs, bang lots of drunk sluts, and do stupid shit while your friends video it. Well, anytime is a good time to do these things. This dumbass just happens to be in college. He also happens to earn himself an ambulance ride to the ER. Congratulations, when you're out of your body cast, I'm sure one of those girls will give a sympathy blowjob. Hopefully you'll still have sensation below your waist.