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posted by Adam H. on 6/24/2010

The Incredible Retractable Penis

Do you get tired of your penis hanging around all the time? Does it stick to the inside of your leg or get in the way when you zip up your fly? Then jump on the bandwagon and get yourself a retractable penis. It hides when it's not needed, but when you're ready for action...BAM! A whole 3 inches of man meat appears to please the ladies... or whatever else you like putting your dick into.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
mexican_pride
-11
wtf hahahahaha thats like mine
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 12:56 PM

aryan-rule
+10
when did you grow the beard mexican pride?
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 12:56 PM

format187
+14
I suddenly feel sooo much better about myself
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 12:59 PM

wuda_fuc86
0
wow! That OUJ guy DOES post alot...
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 1:03 PM

dirtysanchez69
+7
He wins the dickey doo award. Cause his belly sticks out further than his dickey doo.
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 1:04 PM

slipkid
+2
Well, if he lost 50 lbs...no, he would still have a small wiener.
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 1:08 PM

ninersfan2010
+7
how amazing another penis on CS... what gives?
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 1:09 PM

rockinron
0
tha fucking guy was hung like a hampster and damn proud of it.thanks toCS though he will never et lai again after showing the face thats attached to that needle dick!!!
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 1:09 PM

yeayeayea
+4
Like a penis, only really, really small.
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 1:41 PM

ohwickedwendi
0
They’re laughing because the guy thinks it’ll get bigger if he shaved.
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 2:09 PM

slipdry
0
this guy makes me feel like im black
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 3:03 PM

shw
0
George: Do women know about shrinkage? Elaine: You mean like laundry? Jerry: Noooo. You know. Elaine: You mean they shrink? Jerry: Like a frightened turtle. Elaine: I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 6:08 PM

wardo56
0
poor soul..sympathy head
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 6:29 PM

dominican_ak47
0
There is no future for that guy.
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 7:08 PM

killkenny
+1
He should call Ripley’s Believe it or NOT.
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 7:55 PM

magnavox50
0
^^^^FOUND KILLKENNY! and I feel sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad for this poor son of a bitch!
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 8:00 PM

gtacasanova
-1
poor white guys i feel sorry for them
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 8:47 PM

crazycracker69
+1
I bet he drives a really big 4X4 Pick Up. LOL
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 10:25 PM

el_polio_loco
0
What gives Jay? it ain’t tranny tuesday yet.
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posted on: 06-24-10 @ 10:42 PM

clusterlizard
0
What’s so strange? my cock is that size
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posted on: 06-25-10 @ 12:35 AM

graveyard
+2
I bet if you blow in his asshole real hard...you might get another inch or two! You know 2indastink likes big cocks!
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posted on: 06-25-10 @ 1:00 AM

mrbigglesworth
+1
I would keep that shit to myself.
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posted on: 06-25-10 @ 2:35 AM

enjoythat88
+1
it looks like a doorbell
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posted on: 06-25-10 @ 3:26 AM

cellule
0
Squeezing your ass-cheecks for that extra inch is not worth the effort, sorry.
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posted on: 06-25-10 @ 4:32 AM

h4rdcor3
0
Its a button mushroom
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posted on: 06-25-10 @ 5:27 AM

spinal-tap
0
My baby boy has him beat.
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posted on: 06-27-10 @ 12:18 AM

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