The Incredible Retractable Penis

Do you get tired of your penis hanging around all the time? Does it stick to the inside of your leg or get in the way when you zip up your fly? Then jump on the bandwagon and get yourself a retractable penis. It hides when it's not needed, but when you're ready for action...BAM! A whole 3 inches of man meat appears to please the ladies... or whatever else you like putting your dick into.

26 Comments
  • mexican_pride June 24, 2010

    wtf hahahahaha thats like mine

    -11
  • aryan-rule June 24, 2010

    when did you grow the beard mexican pride?

    +10
  • format187 June 24, 2010

    I suddenly feel sooo much better about myself

    +14
  • wuda_fuc86 June 24, 2010

    wow! That OUJ guy DOES post alot...

    +0
  • dirtysanchez69 June 24, 2010

    He wins the dickey doo award. Cause his belly sticks out further than his dickey doo.

    +7
  • slipkid June 24, 2010

    Well, if he lost 50 lbs...no, he would still have a small wiener.

    +2
  • ninersfan2010 June 24, 2010

    how amazing another penis on CS... what gives?

    +7
  • rockinron June 24, 2010

    tha fucking guy was hung like a hampster and damn proud of it.thanks toCS though he will never et lai again after showing the face thats attached to that needle dick!!!

    +0
  • yeayeayea June 24, 2010

    Like a penis, only really, really small.

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi June 24, 2010

    They're laughing because the guy thinks it'll get bigger if he shaved.

    +0
  • slipdry June 24, 2010

    this guy makes me feel like im black

    +0
  • shw June 24, 2010

    George: Do women know about shrinkage?

    Elaine: You mean like laundry?

    Jerry: Noooo. You know.

    Elaine: You mean they shrink?

    Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.

    Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

    +0
  • wardo56 June 24, 2010

    poor soul..sympathy head

    +0
  • dominican_ak47 June 24, 2010

    There is no future for that guy.

    +0
  • killkenny June 24, 2010

    He should call Ripley's Believe it or NOT.

    +1
  • magnavox50 June 24, 2010

    ^^^^FOUND KILLKENNY! and I feel sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad for this poor son of a bitch!

    +0
  • gtacasanova June 24, 2010

    poor white guys i feel sorry for them

    -1
  • crazycracker69 June 24, 2010

    I bet he drives a really big 4X4 Pick Up. LOL

    +2
  • el_polio_loco June 24, 2010

    What gives Jay? it ain't tranny tuesday yet.

    +0
  • clusterlizard June 25, 2010

    What's so strange? my cock is that size

    +0
  • graveyard June 25, 2010

    I bet if you blow in his asshole real hard...you might get another inch or two! You know 2indastink likes big cocks!

    +2
  • mrbigglesworth June 25, 2010

    I would keep that shit to myself.

    +1
  • enjoythat88 June 25, 2010

    it looks like a doorbell

    +1
  • cellule June 25, 2010

    Squeezing your ass-cheecks for that extra inch is not worth the effort, sorry.

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 June 25, 2010

    Its a button mushroom

    +0
  • spinal-tap June 27, 2010

    My baby boy has him beat.

    -1
 
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