Exploding Whale Innards

jay
23,685 Views 6 years ago

Killing whales while they are alive and swimming is such a asshole move. But, if they wash up on shore, after dying of natural causes, then it's party time. I guess you get a dead whale, and some warming sun rays makes for a explosive combo. All you have to do is have some asshole on top of the whale with a stick. Then it's bam! Guts all over the place!

30 Comments
  • marinevet00 July 3, 2010

    thereee shee... or hee blowss

    -4
  • killkenny July 3, 2010

    That's how I feel after eating at Taco Bell.

    +8
  • whiteythebarbe July 3, 2010

    you for real eat that shit !

    -1
  • 2indastink July 3, 2010

    I had a whale of a time masturbating over that, cheers!!!

    -3
  • aryan-rule July 3, 2010

    ^your dolphin girlfriend will be mad if she finds out.....

    +7
  • kidbocker July 3, 2010

    BLUBBER NUGGETZ FOR EVERYONE

    -2
  • boppalilbit July 3, 2010

    @aryan I think Don Knotts beat 2indas Ass for tapping ladyfish

    +1
  • yeayeayea July 3, 2010

    Man, that bean burrito was really spicy.

    +0
  • aryan-rule July 3, 2010

    ^correct bop!

    +0
  • thoward July 3, 2010

    Thats what happens when you poke dead stuff with a stick.

    +1
  • anomalous July 3, 2010

    So he busted a nut....now he's just waitin' for high tied so he can go home....

    +0
  • slipdry July 3, 2010

    BOOM! Body shot!

    +0
  • derrickbird79 July 3, 2010

    Ive seen them a lot worse! You should find the video of the one that they had on a flatbed driving down the street and the fucker blew up on its own! Man they had guts and shit all the way up to the fifth story windows it was fuckin crazy!

    -1
  • turkeysandwich July 3, 2010

    stink shower...

    +0
  • ninersfan2010 July 3, 2010

    @DERRICK i have seen that shit, something straight from a movie

    +0
  • zahnfee July 3, 2010

    Extreme free willey ;)

    Merry christmas mother fuckers.

    Or... a whale piniata. Common Mexican Pride u know how me like this.

    +1
  • h4rdcor3 July 3, 2010

    They dont call it a sperm whale for nothing.. that cumshot was bigger than peter norths

    +1
  • rodeye2 July 3, 2010

    Everyone is always poking sticks at Mexican_freeride's wife.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 3, 2010

    Spontaneous evisceration!

    +0
  • dumb_spooks July 3, 2010

    I perfer my whale paste on toasted rye bread. mhmmmm

    +0
  • boppalilbit July 4, 2010

    @ Derrickbird79 all that writing from you psh. well I think I can speak for us all shitters WEVE SEEN IT

    +0
  • bite-me71 July 4, 2010

    No!No!No! you are not doing it right you are supposed to get a bunch of mexican kids with sticks to break open the pinata.

    +0
  • viol8or10 July 4, 2010

    Reno 911 deleted scenes.

    +1
  • cellule July 5, 2010

    Something went wrong with some wetback's escape plan...

    +0
  • grimmreaper July 5, 2010

    That's the biggest explosion of a sperm I have ever seen !!!

    +0
  • leadfoot July 5, 2010

    You can almost smell the stink through the video .

    +0
  • rockinron July 5, 2010

    loks like the whale blew one final load!!

    +0
  • enjoythat88 July 7, 2010

    take a lesson from the japanese

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth July 9, 2010

    That was perhaps the coolest thing I have ever seen.

    +0
  • boknowsyourmom May 28, 2011

    HA! sperm whale

    +0
 
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