He's Quite The Craftsman

He takes great pride in his craftsmanship and his work is appreciated all over the world. His buyers will have a bidding war over this piece. Some say he's crazy, but the best artists always are.

43 Comments
  • boppalilbit July 7, 2010

    look Johnny finally has wood

    +2
  • pistolero July 7, 2010

    got wood?

    -3
  • invisus July 7, 2010

    Pound that shit all the way in you pussy!

    +1
  • format187 July 7, 2010

    I kept hoping someone would take off with the board

    +6
  • kidbocker July 7, 2010

    THE FACT THAT HE CAN TURN HIS DICK INTO A INNY IS CRAZYSHIT ENUFF

    +3
  • vikingshill July 7, 2010

    Dumbass, you're supposed to strap the 2x4 to your ASS to fuck the large chicks.

    -2
  • buttdarts July 7, 2010

    He really nailed it on this one.

    +1
  • emoney350 July 7, 2010

    I call fake cause I bleed all over just when I nick myself shaving.

    +0
  • 2indastink July 7, 2010

    Stevie Allen Mcfadden and his best mate ray.

    -3
  • ninersfan2010 July 7, 2010

    i would love to see the reaction of the ER staff.

    +3
  • enjoythat88 July 7, 2010

    he did us a favor by making it so he couldnt reproduce, good for you

    +5
  • trad July 7, 2010

    MF s like this need to be taken off the streets

    +2
  • rockinron July 7, 2010

    why god why do yopu creat such sick fucks? i man i know i am a sick fuck and all, but this is way outta hand even for you god.

    -2
  • slipdry July 7, 2010

    hope he didn't get a splinter from doing that cause that would surely hurt

    +5
  • buttpaste July 7, 2010

    He will not be needing his ball shorts

    +1
  • leadfoot July 7, 2010

    His dick is hiding 'cause it doesn't want to be next .

    +4
  • damgreedyjew July 7, 2010

    you should see what my girlfriend does with her vag

    -2
  • ftwbiker July 7, 2010

    He needs to take that hammer and crush those nuts, so he can never reproduce.

    +0
  • ftwbiker July 7, 2010

    GreedyJew... Take pics and show us! If she's Jewish too she probably makes her own tampons to save a nickle.

    +0
  • tonedogg July 7, 2010

    he musta been board.

    +1
  • gasguy July 7, 2010

    why?

    +0
  • viol8or10 July 7, 2010

    At least he didn't split his dick like some of these nasty fucks.

    +1
  • magnavox50 July 7, 2010

    WH... thanks for stealing my comment gasguy

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi July 7, 2010

    He was board.

    +0
  • godbluff July 7, 2010

    what a dick!

    +0
  • killkenny July 7, 2010

    Fuck! That hurt just to watch.

    +2
  • anomalous July 7, 2010

    I've done a lot of drugs in my life, but NOTHING ever made me want to drive a fuckin' nail in my nuts....

    +2
  • graveyard July 7, 2010

    Fucking pussy! Use a nail gun!

    +1
  • pizzapie July 7, 2010

    Golf is much more fun and less painful

    +0
  • turkeysandwich July 7, 2010

    I hope someone lights that board on fire...

    +0
  • sillyrabbit July 7, 2010

    woodpeckered homos....from mars

    -2
  • bite-me71 July 8, 2010

    OW!OW! fucking OW! that made my balls and dick hurt by watching this shit.

    +0
  • boofano July 8, 2010

    that really is fucked up, you sick cunt...

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 July 8, 2010

    Buffalo Bill's new cooking dvd??

    +0
  • carinya July 8, 2010

    I was hoping this was some wierdo working on a corpse. Nope, this time it 's worse. What a fuckwit.

    +0
  • lordsho July 8, 2010

    More of this unexplainable fascination white men seem to have with mutilating their own dick and balls.

    We know god gave you a shitty set of cock and balls, but destroying them won't make them any bigger or better! Pass the word to your white male friends, and maybe this can all end!

    -2
  • spinal-tap July 8, 2010

    He should had used a nail gun!

    +0
  • chimpthepimp July 9, 2010

    Are you fucking serious?? The biigest nails through the nuts????? fuck

    +0
  • chillwill July 9, 2010

    hes got to shim up his dick so he dont fall through

    +0
  • rodeye2 July 9, 2010

    That's some nasty junk.

    +0
  • rodeye2 July 9, 2010

    Come-on fetch the stick Boo-boo.

    +0
  • mylarjorgen July 29, 2010

    Lonely carpenter seeks loving woman with own place and pliers.

    +0
  • freexbird1968 June 21, 2016

    wouldn't do it to myself...but I would let a hot chick do it...why the hell not?

    +0
 
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