BMWs can flie

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Yesterday we had flies on some guys dick. Today we have some dick flying. You see what I did there? Awesome huh? Anywho, I guess the Germans will never have a Duke's of Hazard as much as they might wish they could.

  • ftwbiker July 13, 2010

    It's the Dukes of Auschwitz.

  • vikingshill July 13, 2010

    I swear I heard a "yehawww!" and a Dixie horn.

  • buttdarts July 13, 2010

    I can't think of anything to say today!!

  • wargod July 13, 2010

    Damn them German cars are tough. He threw it in reverse and flew backwards

  • killkenny July 13, 2010

    Boss Hoffmann ain't gonna like that.

  • willylickaball July 13, 2010

    That's how he rolls

  • wargod July 13, 2010

    Tomorrow on CS we will learn how to spell "FLY"

  • 2indastink July 13, 2010

    If Pamela Anderson was my Mom, I would creep into her room at night and rape her cunting brains out.

  • chillwill July 13, 2010

    itll be on craigslist tomorrow

  • rockinron July 13, 2010

    Just the good ol` arian's,

    Never meanin` no harm,(except to jews)

    Beats all you`ve ever saw, been in trouble with the U.N. since the day they was


    Straight in the city,

    fags in the hills.

    Someday the russins might get`em, but the U.N. never will.

    Makin` their BEAMERS,

    The only way they know how,

    That`s just a little bit more than mercede's will allow.

  • leadfoot July 13, 2010

    Of COURSE it didn't work ! They didn't take off from a rickety old bridge and there was no creek there to jump .

  • pizzapie July 13, 2010

    Mom Dad, I had a fender bender today in the BMW

  • dominican_ak47 July 13, 2010

    Ha just like the A-team intro.

  • magnavox50 July 13, 2010

    That kid's dad is gonna be fucking pissed when he sees what his jackwad of a kid did to his BMW!

  • doc_ock July 13, 2010

    rockinron, it's not Beamers, it's Bimmers. Beamers are motorcycles.

  • dumb_spooks July 13, 2010

    Beaners and Beamers, ship them all back home

  • ohwickedwendi July 13, 2010

    I don't think Allstate is going to forgive that accident--I don't care if it WAS his first one.

  • rareranking July 13, 2010

    Never heard a car get knocked out before enough to here bells

  • buttnuster July 14, 2010

    atleast they turned the flashers on after the fact.

  • rodeye2 July 14, 2010

    He got it between the goal posts,so Score!!

  • mylarjorgen July 27, 2010

    I think the "rolled-vehicle" alarm is a brilliant idea, because the amount of times I've rolled a car without noticing then tried to keep on driving with the wheels up in the air, Wow. Seriously, respect to whoever thought that one up.

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