Yesterday we had flies on some guys dick. Today we have some dick flying. You see what I did there? Awesome huh? Anywho, I guess the Germans will never have a Duke's of Hazard as much as they might wish they could.
It's the Dukes of Auschwitz.
I swear I heard a "yehawww!" and a Dixie horn.
I can't think of anything to say today!!
Damn them German cars are tough. He threw it in reverse and flew backwards
Boss Hoffmann ain't gonna like that.
That's how he rolls
Tomorrow on CS we will learn how to spell "FLY"
If Pamela Anderson was my Mom, I would creep into her room at night and rape her cunting brains out.
itll be on craigslist tomorrow
Just the good ol` arian's,
Never meanin` no harm,(except to jews)
Beats all you`ve ever saw, been in trouble with the U.N. since the day they was
Straight in the city,
fags in the hills.
Someday the russins might get`em, but the U.N. never will.
Makin` their BEAMERS,
The only way they know how,
That`s just a little bit more than mercede's will allow.
Of COURSE it didn't work ! They didn't take off from a rickety old bridge and there was no creek there to jump .
Mom Dad, I had a fender bender today in the BMW
Ha just like the A-team intro.
That kid's dad is gonna be fucking pissed when he sees what his jackwad of a kid did to his BMW!
rockinron, it's not Beamers, it's Bimmers. Beamers are motorcycles.
Beaners and Beamers, ship them all back home
I don't think Allstate is going to forgive that accident--I don't care if it WAS his first one.
Never heard a car get knocked out before enough to here bells
atleast they turned the flashers on after the fact.
He got it between the goal posts,so Score!!
I think the "rolled-vehicle" alarm is a brilliant idea, because the amount of times I've rolled a car without noticing then tried to keep on driving with the wheels up in the air, Wow. Seriously, respect to whoever thought that one up.