She's Got that Killer Tan

jay
38,307 Views 6 years ago

Looks like someone made a venus fly trap out of a tanning bed. It's a shame, because she was hot. Now she's bent like a pretzel and no good for nothing. Ok, maybe a few things, while she is still warm.

28 Comments
  • me68 July 13, 2010

    classiccccccccccccc

    +1
  • h4rdcor3 July 13, 2010

    Obviously fake but damn shes hot!

    +1
  • xsurfgonewildx July 13, 2010

    that kinda got me off guard.

    +5
  • vikingshill July 13, 2010

    Her stage name was Panini.

    +4
  • wargod July 13, 2010

    teabag her while she's stuck

    +2
  • willylickaball July 13, 2010

    Now that's a sammich

    +2
  • killkenny July 13, 2010

    SPF300 ain't gonna help that.

    +0
  • danishbacon July 13, 2010

    Her name is Mascha Vang and she's danish bacon

    +0
  • 2indastink July 13, 2010

    I wanna see goats making love to emus. Do you concur ?

    -3
  • jakebrooksmofo July 13, 2010

    not enough crazy, too much shit

    -7
  • leadfoot July 13, 2010

    Could've at least let us see her tits first , wtf ?

    +1
  • rockinron July 13, 2010

    what a waste of a nice set of tits.

    -5
  • ftwbiker July 13, 2010

    That was funny as fuck

    +0
  • dominican_ak47 July 13, 2010

    ZZZZZZZZZ

    +0
  • magnavox50 July 13, 2010

    I think I shit a little!

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi July 13, 2010

    I hope she wore clean underwear.

    +0
  • tinaroxx July 13, 2010

    I love how the first thing in the related shit is this video from Greg posting it 2 years ago lol.

    +4
  • darthscrib July 13, 2010

    ^^^ good point, send in a pic or vid of your naked ass so we can see new shit!

    +3
  • leadfoot July 13, 2010

    ^^I second that motion^^

    +3
  • copenman July 14, 2010

    fuck man i had the volume turned up and when she got slammed it was loud as fuck lol i bout shit myself lol

    +1
  • dalvarezdan July 14, 2010

    hahahahahahahahaha.

    +0
  • voyeurism July 14, 2010

    i like my girls like my eggs , sunnyside up

    +0
  • willylickaball July 14, 2010

    @deathscrib and leadfoot, you two do know TinaR has a weinar don't you? I think you two just came out of the closet.

    +0
  • tinaroxx July 14, 2010

    @willy You have always seemed way more interested in what's between my legs than those two....so what's your story?

    +1
  • boredshitless July 15, 2010

    fat bitch broke the tanning bed!

    +0
  • willylickaball July 16, 2010

    @Tina, The only interest I have is to inform the STRAIGHT members of CS that they are being dooped into believing your are a women. If you like being a gender bender tranny I'm cool with that and if you ever want that unwanted appendage removed I will be more than happy to do so but don't blame me if you bleed to death.

    +0
  • tinaroxx July 18, 2010

    Fergie said it pretty well so I'll let her words work for me.

    You think you got my figured out

    Never met me have no clue what I'm about

    Maybe I got things you wish you had

    You need to stop the hate and get a pen and pad

    I work around the clock, so fill your mouth up with a sock

    And get you head up off your jock

    +1
  • mylarjorgen July 27, 2010

    I'm awarding that a Bronze.

    +0
 
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