Looks like someone made a venus fly trap out of a tanning bed. It's a shame, because she was hot. Now she's bent like a pretzel and no good for nothing. Ok, maybe a few things, while she is still warm.
Obviously fake but damn shes hot!
that kinda got me off guard.
Her stage name was Panini.
teabag her while she's stuck
Now that's a sammich
SPF300 ain't gonna help that.
Her name is Mascha Vang and she's danish bacon
I wanna see goats making love to emus. Do you concur ?
not enough crazy, too much shit
Could've at least let us see her tits first , wtf ?
what a waste of a nice set of tits.
That was funny as fuck
I think I shit a little!
I hope she wore clean underwear.
I love how the first thing in the related shit is this video from Greg posting it 2 years ago lol.
^^^ good point, send in a pic or vid of your naked ass so we can see new shit!
^^I second that motion^^
fuck man i had the volume turned up and when she got slammed it was loud as fuck lol i bout shit myself lol
i like my girls like my eggs , sunnyside up
@deathscrib and leadfoot, you two do know TinaR has a weinar don't you? I think you two just came out of the closet.
@willy You have always seemed way more interested in what's between my legs than those two....so what's your story?
fat bitch broke the tanning bed!
@Tina, The only interest I have is to inform the STRAIGHT members of CS that they are being dooped into believing your are a women. If you like being a gender bender tranny I'm cool with that and if you ever want that unwanted appendage removed I will be more than happy to do so but don't blame me if you bleed to death.
Fergie said it pretty well so I'll let her words work for me.
You think you got my figured out
Never met me have no clue what I'm about
Maybe I got things you wish you had
You need to stop the hate and get a pen and pad
I work around the clock, so fill your mouth up with a sock
And get you head up off your jock
I'm awarding that a Bronze.