Stretchy Skin Guy Rules

jay
10,175 Views 6 years ago

This guy fucking rules! Doesn't he look like he could have been fat at one time, and lost all his weight, and now he's got all that extra skin? But the skin is tight on him, not like it's flapping all over the place. The thing he did over his mouth is fucking awesome. I'm sure he's a blast to go to the bar with too.

21 Comments
  • vikingshill July 16, 2010

    I bet when he's alone, he pulls his nutsack over his head.

    +4
  • kidbocker July 16, 2010

    ..why have a ponytail with only 5 strandz of hair

    -1
  • willylickaball July 16, 2010

    ^^^^You really used a stretch of your imagination on that one

    -3
  • xsurfgonewildx July 16, 2010

    you think his pink sock does that?

    -1
  • boppalilbit July 16, 2010

    I bet Jared can do that too

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi July 16, 2010

    Stretch Armstrong's secret love child.

    +1
  • buttpaste July 16, 2010

    Dude could use a few cheeseburgers.

    +1
  • darthscrib July 16, 2010

    I'm gonna start smoking meth now and maybe I'll be able to do that in 6 months

    -2
  • leadfoot July 16, 2010

    Dee Snyder's new career ?

    +1
  • ukmodscene July 16, 2010

    Is he a SKIN HEAD ..???

    -2
  • magnavox50 July 16, 2010

    if he can do that with his schlong he's all set!

    -1
  • rockinron July 16, 2010

    th womn chase him like paparazzi!!! the dudes dick can go from 3 inchs flat to 12 inchs hard and still have skin to spare!! i bet his tounge can go places no man has ever gone bfore!!

    -2
  • fatsacks July 16, 2010

    I bet his fart box is stretched out too....

    +1
  • h4rdcor3 July 17, 2010

    @vikingshill.. thats exactly what i was thinking lol

    +0
  • phucko July 17, 2010

    Fuck this guy! Give me a pussy and i'll show you how to stretch some skin!

    +0
  • killkenny July 17, 2010

    When he pulls one off, he REALLY pulls one off!

    +0
  • clusterlizard July 18, 2010

    I'll bet he can stretch his cock

    +0
  • damgreedyjew July 18, 2010

    can you walk with me in the mall and do that while in the middle of jc-penny

    +0
  • dumb_spooks July 19, 2010

    His Foreskin must be like 8 ft long then. He can stretch out and fly away like a Kite. Or, he could run threw huge bonfires and skin graft himself.

    +0
  • gurtman23 July 19, 2010

    he can fit a pineapple under his foreskin

    +0
  • insane_person May 24, 2011

    it looks like hes anorexic. that id not a healthy weight. hes under weight by a lot.

    +0
 
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