Hostage Head Shot

jay
34,615 Views 6 years ago

First rule of taking a hostage, get a skinny girl. Sure a big girl will be all fun to rub up against. You can feel on their titties and shit, it's awesome. But they get tired. They get tired fast, then they are going to start leaning on you. That's when shit goes down. They leave you open to head shots. Next thing you know, you are walking towards the light. Also, you might want a gun. Just an idea.

23 Comments
  • warfighter64 July 18, 2010

    I told him fat chicks would be the death of him...he wouldnt believe me

    +11
  • damgreedyjew July 18, 2010

    what hostage situation ever works out? thats what i thought

    +0
  • wardo56 July 18, 2010

    yassah dat sho be some faaaahhhnnn waddymelon!

    -3
  • in_ur_skin July 18, 2010

    ohhhh... thats why black people don't like cops

    +3
  • captjim July 18, 2010

    head shot!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 18, 2010

    Whites may be fat, but blacks are fuckin stupid.

    +0
  • darthscrib July 18, 2010

    1 nigger down, only a few million to go!

    +5
  • addictedtothc July 18, 2010

    That's how you save tax dollars

    +9
  • dominican_ak47 July 18, 2010

    Great head shot.

    +4
  • gasguy July 18, 2010

    blew his hat right off

    +3
  • h4rdcor3 July 18, 2010

    Why don't niggers dream?...

    The last one to have a dream got shot

    +4
  • rockinron July 18, 2010

    now thats what you call a good nigger . he saved us a shitload of taxpayer money, and he also had the manners to tip his hat to the executioner.

    -1
  • burgie July 18, 2010

    zedge/ringtones/448649/headshot-classic-ringtone/?updPhone=2347

    Hit play!!!!

    -2
  • richardhead July 18, 2010

    did you see those food stamps fall out from under his hat?

    +1
  • spinal-tap July 18, 2010

    1 down millions to go!

    -2
  • darthscrib July 18, 2010

    ^^^ i already said that dick weed!

    -2
  • killkenny July 18, 2010

    ^^@gasguy: That was his thinking cap but he obviously wasn't using it anyway.

    +1
  • boofano July 18, 2010

    that's how you do it ....no fucking around..

    +0
  • dumb_spooks July 18, 2010

    Head On...Apply directly to forehead..... Head On...Apply directly to forehead.....Head On...Apply directly to forehead

    +1
  • graveyard July 19, 2010

    That fat bitch seen a piece of candy, bent over to pick it up...and POW!

    +0
  • magnavox50 July 19, 2010

    they shot him cause he liked to eat the poo poo

    +0
  • chillwill July 20, 2010

    thats one way to keep em from slinging dope on the yard

    +1
  • cellule July 20, 2010

    A GOOD nigger is a DEAD nigger.

    +0
 
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