Fakest Amateur Cumshot Ever

jay
79,049 Views 6 years ago

I know you want to impress your online friends with the huge cumshots you can shoot all over your girlfriend's faces, but come on, did you even plan this one out? That thing even makes noise. Unless your dick coughs up shit like that, I'm not buying in. And really, how much spooge are you going to shoot on her face in the first place? That's like a gallon of fake cum there.

28 Comments
  • buttdarts July 19, 2010

    Yeah... and you can't even see the bag of goop under there either. +1 for the girl letting him try it though.

    +8
  • captjim July 19, 2010

    WTF is that dijon mustard or what?

    +1
  • cheviluv July 19, 2010

    that is so fucking gay

    +1
  • boppalilbit July 19, 2010

    Alberto vo5 all the way baby cakes

    +2
  • atmydismay July 19, 2010

    if he stopped jerking off ten times a day, maybe he would be able to give his gal a decent cumshot

    +7
  • 2indastink July 19, 2010

    @buttdarts...... you like to wear small boys as hats, you fucking sausage jockey.

    +2
  • darthscrib July 19, 2010

    stupid and pointless, she should have at least had her titties out

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi July 19, 2010

    I don't WANT to know what that was.

    +0
  • addictedtothc July 19, 2010

    Clean up on Isle Douche

    -1
  • h4rdcor3 July 19, 2010

    @2indastink......

    you like to wear mexican pride as a hat, you fucking fajita jockey

    +9
  • buttdarts July 19, 2010

    ^^^ LOL

    +0
  • magnavox50 July 19, 2010

    @ h4rdcor3 LMAO! nice!

    +0
  • crazyshitfan July 19, 2010

    duh you can see the squirt bottle under his dick in the first place

    -1
  • owhmahgawd July 19, 2010

    I don't get it.. why cant he just masturbate?

    -1
  • killkenny July 19, 2010

    ^^He's a fag. Girls don't do it for him.^^

    +5
  • scottiesrt July 19, 2010

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    +2
  • boppalilbit July 19, 2010

    @KK man I dont know if the word fag even describes him right cuz hes always talking about animals too

    +0
  • ouch July 19, 2010

    Major LOLage!

    +0
  • rodeye2 July 20, 2010

    Aw aw aw aw,come-on baby I got some honey mustard for ya.

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi July 20, 2010

    So, I guess that makes him a bestiality fag, boppa...

    +0
  • cellule July 20, 2010

    I got an F for my bio project..

    +0
  • 2indastink July 20, 2010

    @ all of you cunts...... I hope you all die of AIDS, given to you by moi.

    +3
  • crazycracker69 July 21, 2010

    White Trash Amateurs. The W.T.A Percents Fake Cum Shots!

    +0
  • damgreedyjew July 23, 2010

    hgahah she was waiting for it to end for so long

    +0
  • jweezer August 5, 2010

    her acting was the worst

    +1
  • waysouthern October 18, 2010

    That little packet he's holding under his cock looks like the little packets of frosting that comes with "Toaster Strudels" in the grocery store.

    +2
  • popeloc December 27, 2010

    A DILDO AND FAKE CUM GO KILL YOURSELF FUCKING FAG PLUS THAT UGLY WHORE

    +1
  • hater-monkey April 9, 2011

    She kind of looks like Miley Cyrus

    +0
 
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