Metal Re-enforced Dick Master

jay
32,142 Views 6 years ago

I think my dick just gave up. My dick thinks if I ever try this, he's chopping himself off my body and running away. I'm not sure what kind of sexual pleasure you get out of this, but wow, that has to hurt. Bonus for the rubber gloves. What's up with that? Are you afraid you are going to give you dick a disease?

25 Comments
  • killkenny July 19, 2010

    He calls his dick Deepwater Horizon & he just loves to cap it.

    +1
  • me68 July 19, 2010

    each to their own i suppose ,

    all i can say is 'ouch' !!

    +0
  • fetuswithaids July 19, 2010

    That shit looks awfully uncomfortable so why would ya?

    +0
  • boppalilbit July 19, 2010

    wonder if its rifled for better aiming

    +2
  • atmydismay July 19, 2010

    he must want to shoot blanks

    +0
  • 2indastink July 19, 2010

    That's right up my alley. Thanks x x.

    -2
  • vikingshill July 19, 2010

    Having a metal rod inside you does not make you "just like Wolverine."

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 19, 2010

    I'm sure 2indastink fucked Mexican Pride with that after he choked it.

    +6
  • anomalous July 19, 2010

    But I pee from there....

    +2
  • h4rdcor3 July 19, 2010

    Im not standing next to that fucker when he's taking a piss

    +1
  • magnavox50 July 19, 2010

    AAAHHHHHAAAHHH! fuck! this just killed the hard on I got from the booty shake girls i rescind my earlier comment!

    +0
  • graveyard July 19, 2010

    He's suck a freak, not even he wants to touch his dick with bare hands... I don't blame you dude!

    +0
  • graveyard July 19, 2010

    ^^such^^

    +0
  • crazyshitfan July 19, 2010

    who in their right mind does that shit? oh wait this guy doesn't have a mind apparently

    +0
  • buttpaste July 19, 2010

    "They canceled Dawason's Creek, guess I'll shove metal objects into my junk."

    +1
  • slipdry July 20, 2010

    why dont u just shove a bullet in there and hit it with a hammer

    +1
  • rodeye2 July 20, 2010

    Must of whittled it out on his home lathe.

    +0
  • rodeye2 July 20, 2010

    This is video proof that cramming objects in your dick does not make it bigger.

    +0
  • cellule July 20, 2010

    Soon someone will do this with a running chainsaw.

    +0
  • dumb_spooks July 21, 2010

    i thought Micheal Jackson only wears 1 glove in his movies.

    +0
  • pizzapie July 21, 2010

    Get a job

    +0
  • damgreedyjew July 23, 2010

    dude why would u do that to your own dick, seriously

    +0
  • nggaplz July 24, 2010

    But the bitches love it

    +0
  • defiantred August 24, 2010

    Hobbies Aint What They Used To Be

    +0
  • wantitbad101 June 1, 2013

    Awesome! 10+

    +1
 
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