Hoover Dam Suicide Slide

jay
38,880 Views 6 years ago

I know you've thought about it, when you seen the Hoover Dam. I know I did, like what it would be like to slide down the Hoover Dam. Not that I wanted to die or commit suicide. Just that I thought it would be awesome ride. Well, no, it wouldn't be a awesome ride, is what it looks like. It looks like it sucks big time. Bonus for dude's head just exploding.

43 Comments
  • buttdarts July 19, 2010

    Holy crap dude.....

    +8
  • box-on-rails July 19, 2010

    That was A W S O M E [Chris Farley voice}

    +6
  • chupamiverga July 19, 2010

    he should of waited for it to rain, then it would have been a water slide. WEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    +5
  • fetuswithaids July 19, 2010

    Dam...I mean damn!!!

    +5
  • captjim July 19, 2010

    Watch that first step...

    +2
  • dirtysanchez69 July 19, 2010

    He is gonna need some Neosporin for those brush burns.

    +1
  • atmydismay July 19, 2010

    he could have filmed it on the way down, sooo selfish!!

    +11
  • boppalilbit July 19, 2010

    wonder if he got his hat back?

    +1
  • 2indastink July 19, 2010

    That was Jean Claude Van Hoover Dam.

    -12
  • vikingshill July 19, 2010

    Wheeeeeee! I bet that was fun for at least a couple seconds.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 19, 2010

    That must be the world's driest waterslide.

    +4
  • buttdarts July 19, 2010

    -13
  • buttdarts July 19, 2010

    .............. SAFE ...............

    -11
  • ftwbiker July 19, 2010

    I give him a 8 for bounce quality.

    +0
  • wardo56 July 19, 2010

    Next time with a skateboard

    +1
  • h4rdcor3 July 19, 2010

    finally! a decent cameraman who catches the moment of impact.. 1+ for use of the zoom

    +10
  • gasguy July 19, 2010

    score a 2 for bad form-on-stopping

    +0
  • the_argus July 19, 2010

    "Dude that guy's head just exploded John." Classic.

    +3
  • magnavox50 July 19, 2010

    Wow now we know for sure what happens

    +1
  • graveyard July 19, 2010

    I wanna see the other camera footage!!! Ohh I guess he can't submit it...DAMN!

    +0
  • killkenny July 19, 2010

    They're still arguing over who's gonna clean up the mess, Arizona or Nevada.

    +7
  • buttpaste July 19, 2010

    DIBS on the shoes that flew off!

    -3
  • genesis71 July 19, 2010

    Don't forget to flush!

    +0
  • graveyard July 19, 2010

    Sure buttpaste...slide on down and get em!

    +4
  • rockinron July 19, 2010

    bet the matinanc man that had to pick the body up got his wallet.

    -1
  • dumb_spooks July 19, 2010

    Wrong Bus to the Water Park and he got pissed off. 6 Flags Great America ain't got shit on this.

    +1
  • dumb_spooks July 19, 2010

    Best Video of July 2010, John.

    +0
  • myballsyorchin July 19, 2010

    come on everyone ride the new SUISLIDE!!

    +3
  • myballsyorchin July 19, 2010

    thats gonna leave a mark!!....skidmark

    -3
  • chimpthepimp July 19, 2010

    Golly Gee John, I soiled my hanes John.

    -4
  • rodeye2 July 20, 2010

    Ya won't catch me doing that without a parachute.

    +0
  • bite-me71 July 20, 2010

    I just can see it now, printed on a t-shirt i went to hoover dam and all i got was this shirt plus watch some moron take a swan dive off it.

    -1
  • chillwill July 20, 2010

    i bet that stream will carry me straight to meth mountain

    +0
  • lameristotel July 20, 2010

    Damn he was dead on the way down. That was fucking AWESOME !!!

    +0
  • cellule July 20, 2010

    ...Damn!

    +0
  • carinya July 20, 2010

    If I dropped a dollar, I'd let it go all the way and just watch it, not chase the friggin thing

    -1
  • theaussie July 20, 2010

    John give great head. "Oh my god john".

    +0
  • skippyd July 21, 2010

    that fast with no suds and water!

    +0
  • jonffs July 22, 2010

    damn , was that the chink stood next to him ?

    +0
  • damgreedyjew July 23, 2010

    i sure hope that was real cause that was fucking amazing

    +0
  • jasonjetski July 24, 2010

    @ Jonffs I think it was the guy on the right of the screen with the white shirt and cap at the 3 second mark.

    The one who looks like a thrill seaker.

    +0
  • niggercheese July 27, 2010

    i wish i had a slide like that at my playground!

    +1
  • killtacular July 28, 2010

    I would enjoy this video more if it weren't for all the damn animated ads slowing down the fucking video. Cant' you do somethin' about that shit?

    +0
 
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