Do The Asphalt Crawl

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Tim S.
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Everyone get together now and do the asphalt crawl! While you can't do it perfectly without being cut in half, we can all at least try. This quick video will teach you how the asphalt crawl looks when it is performed by a lady who is cut in half.

31 Comments
  • buttdarts July 21, 2010

    She certainly won't be posting in "things that make your day"

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  • iluvkitty July 21, 2010

    @ Tim. ummmm, next time we r at a party and we split the joint in "half".... I want the left half, the one that's a lil bigger.

    +0
  • vikingshill July 21, 2010

    How many "walk it off" comments are we gonna get?

    +3
  • ftwbiker July 21, 2010

    Well theres another candidate for ObamaCare!

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  • iluvkitty July 21, 2010

    1. WALK IT OFF

    +7
  • vikingshill July 21, 2010

    ^^Lol

    +1
  • wardo56 July 21, 2010

    Can I have that bone for my dog?

    -1
  • h4rdcor3 July 21, 2010

    I think she needs to purchase one of those speedy wheelchairs

    +2
  • boppalilbit July 21, 2010

    the perfect woman for Joe Swanson

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  • knightryder July 21, 2010

    She's Faking it.

    -1
  • addictedtothc July 21, 2010

    Now she's working at a Mexican Strip Club as a Piñata

    +1
  • mrratty July 21, 2010

    2. Walk it off! Oops, sorry, she already did.

    +0
  • nudrop July 21, 2010

    did she not get the memo on HOW TO DIE???

    -1
  • cellule July 21, 2010

    I heard they have the "Wheelchair Heroe" game in some hospitals, you lucky one!

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  • drublix July 21, 2010

    Crawl it off?

    +2
  • graveyard July 21, 2010

    Bitch quit fucking around and crawl your ass to the house and fix me a sammich!!!

    +2
  • ghosthunter July 21, 2010

    Now she's half the girl she used to be..

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  • darthscrib July 21, 2010

    ass and snatch don't appear to be compromised... I'd hit it!

    +3
  • boppalilbit July 21, 2010

    the perfect date for 2indastink she cannot run from him

    +0
  • wileys_farm July 21, 2010

    Damn thats to bad, those were nice jeans!!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 21, 2010

    She was only cut in one third, Tim, get it right.

    +0
  • magnavox50 July 21, 2010

    Well her twat is still in tact I'd hit it!

    +0
  • killkenny July 21, 2010

    Worst snail trail ever!

    +0
  • smile_xxi July 21, 2010

    And she was mad because her husband gave her a skateboard last xmas...

    +1
  • pizzapie July 21, 2010

    Good news guys, her pussy is un-damaged

    -1
  • rodeye2 July 22, 2010

    Perfect,a chick with no legs ......to get in the way.

    +0
  • doc_ock July 22, 2010

    I know who won't be crossing the border.

    +0
  • damgreedyjew July 22, 2010

    shes gonna need a good foot massage later

    -1
  • highandmighty July 24, 2010

    thats one way to make your jeans into jean shorts, but someone should tell her there out of style!

    +0
  • blowsmoke November 12, 2010

    I'm not sure SHE knows it but I know the crazyshit viewer knows it she is LUCKY!

    +0
  • flyboy3313 April 11, 2012

    That's FUCKED UP!

    +0
 
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