Everyone get together now and do the asphalt crawl! While you can't do it perfectly without being cut in half, we can all at least try. This quick video will teach you how the asphalt crawl looks when it is performed by a lady who is cut in half.
She certainly won't be posting in "things that make your day"
@ Tim. ummmm, next time we r at a party and we split the joint in "half".... I want the left half, the one that's a lil bigger.
How many "walk it off" comments are we gonna get?
Well theres another candidate for ObamaCare!
1. WALK IT OFF
Can I have that bone for my dog?
I think she needs to purchase one of those speedy wheelchairs
the perfect woman for Joe Swanson
She's Faking it.
Now she's working at a Mexican Strip Club as a Piñata
2. Walk it off! Oops, sorry, she already did.
did she not get the memo on HOW TO DIE???
I heard they have the "Wheelchair Heroe" game in some hospitals, you lucky one!
Crawl it off?
Bitch quit fucking around and crawl your ass to the house and fix me a sammich!!!
Now she's half the girl she used to be..
ass and snatch don't appear to be compromised... I'd hit it!
the perfect date for 2indastink she cannot run from him
Damn thats to bad, those were nice jeans!!
She was only cut in one third, Tim, get it right.
Well her twat is still in tact I'd hit it!
Worst snail trail ever!
And she was mad because her husband gave her a skateboard last xmas...
Good news guys, her pussy is un-damaged
Perfect,a chick with no legs ......to get in the way.
I know who won't be crossing the border.
shes gonna need a good foot massage later
thats one way to make your jeans into jean shorts, but someone should tell her there out of style!
I'm not sure SHE knows it but I know the crazyshit viewer knows it she is LUCKY!
That's FUCKED UP!
Its ok, just try not to walk