I Live by this rule

jay
14,930 Views 6 years ago

Fuck yes, it's hard to kidnap a fat guy. That's why I look at buffets at a challenge, not just a way to sample a few different foods. Hell, I've been know to drop a deuce while at a buffet, so I would have more room to eat more. That's how I roll.

23 Comments
  • bigggbadddjohn July 25, 2010

    WTF ??? Chinese people are getting too Americanized...the commercial is cool tho..

    -2
  • 2indastink July 25, 2010

    And you FAT American cunts wonder why diabetes is an olympic sport.

    +2
  • aryan-rule July 25, 2010

    throw a bag of candy in the back and this cunt would be in there at the speed of light........

    +1
  • vikingshill July 25, 2010

    $31.95 for a buffet? Fuck me, I'll take my chances and eat at Taco Bell for $5.

    +2
  • bulldognuts July 25, 2010

    Free food would have worked much better

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  • 2indastink July 25, 2010

    I live by this rule, if it moves rape it, if it don't move, move it then rape it.

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi July 25, 2010

    For $31.95, they better throw in their firstborns to do your laundry when you're finished, too!

    +1
  • miked July 25, 2010

    thats what would happen if tyson fought an infant

    -1
  • lefty July 25, 2010

    31.95????? that shit better come with alll you can drink 'sake'

    -1
  • rodeye2 July 25, 2010

    The last time I paid that much at a restaurant my wife was blowing me under the table.

    +0
  • zahnfee July 25, 2010

    Fat Bastard´s

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  • ksrnumberone July 25, 2010

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  • ksrnumberone July 25, 2010

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  • killkenny July 25, 2010

    I'm betting you've never been kidnapped have ya Jay? (Ya fat minge horse!) :-()

    +2
  • machine July 25, 2010

    Jay, you are fucking retarded.

    +0
  • dumb_spooks July 25, 2010

    fat people are easier to shoot and hit with assault rifles.

    +1
  • rockinron July 25, 2010

    i see shit buffets hav gottn chaper these days.

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  • graveyard July 26, 2010

    Jay do you guys have a Park Ave. Ribs down in Miami? I am from Palm Beach, and damn do I miss em!

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  • zombiefreeak21 July 26, 2010

    fat people dont get laid eather

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  • superhotdom July 26, 2010

    Fucken Chinks, Use a van !

    YOU ffffffffuckEE STUPEET?

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  • 2indastink July 26, 2010

    kenny man, I'm liking the use of the word "minge horse" 10 / 10.

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  • killkenny July 26, 2010

    ^^Me too. It's got a good sound to it. Thanx!^^

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  • guerorapero July 26, 2010

    AT that price it better have dog in it

    +1
 
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