As you all know, there is a rapist on the loose, so we are taking precautionary measures here at the office. The doors are locked and we're all in hiding, trying not to get raped. Also, unfortunately for you, there is no dumbasses in the news segment this week. We shot it, but there were technical difficulties with the audio. We followed the crazyshit motto, "if at first you don't succeed, then it probably wasn't worth succeeding at anyway, so fuck it."