A New Use For The Blender

I guess he was just sitting around one night with nothing to do and thought, hey I should put my dick in the blender. Too bad he's not long enough to reach the blades.

37 Comments
  • addictedtothc August 9, 2010

    What in the fucking fuck

    +18
  • format187 August 9, 2010

    My luck, my dick would hit a growth spurt.... I'm still gonna try it when I get home

    +4
  • sleeko August 9, 2010

    I would need a much deeper blender jar.

    -6
  • nggaplz August 9, 2010

    Too close for comfort.

    +3
  • tuffey August 9, 2010

    Want fries with that shake????

    -3
  • wileys_farm August 9, 2010

    Thats probably bleach in that blender, He's trying to get rid of the STD's he got from Mexican Prides ASS.

    +7
  • wargod August 9, 2010

    Now I gotta go measure my blender

    +3
  • spaulding August 9, 2010

    Hey if you put Obamas picture around the inside of it, You could cock slap that fucker.

    +4
  • killkenny August 9, 2010

    Awww, I wanted to see a penis puree.

    +2
  • iluvkitty August 9, 2010

    Adam is safe even if he uses a pencil sharpener..

    +7
  • ninersfan2010 August 9, 2010

    I thought we were going to witness the craziest shit on this site! Dudes got balls, but they are still small!

    -1
  • kabri2 August 9, 2010

    I was hoping for blood on this one.

    +5
  • pooperpop August 9, 2010

    thats just fuckin ................................................the greatest idea ever

    -3
  • bes2276 August 9, 2010

    next he needs to masterbate with a meat grinder

    +3
  • Jay D. August 9, 2010

    @niners, we're hoping for a copy cat video that goes terribly wrong.

    +5
  • boppalilbit August 9, 2010

    Introducing RONCO'S gender blender

    +7
  • anomalous August 9, 2010

    Throw some ice in there and you've got instant bloody mary.

    -1
  • darthscrib August 9, 2010

    not exactly precision circumcision!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi August 9, 2010

    I wonder how you could make one of those for a vagina?

    +3
  • h4rdcor3 August 9, 2010

    Good job he didnt have a penis or else he would of lost it

    +0
  • zombiefreeak21 August 9, 2010

    its the paris hilton simulator but with a few less stds

    +1
  • izzy_phukdup August 9, 2010

    WOW!!! Sure beats sticking your Dick in a warm jar of Mayonnaise!

    -3
  • rockinron August 9, 2010

    ever wonder whats in a vodka spritser with a twist? now you know

    +0
  • spoonman August 9, 2010

    I'm sure the fucker just loves to make frozen drinks for his friends now... Mmmmm, foreskin flavored!

    +1
  • atmydismay August 9, 2010

    Do blenders come in a Smedium?

    +0
  • magnavox50 August 9, 2010

    I'm with JayD next to a broken jelly jar in the ass that would be some crasyshit!

    +0
  • turkeysandwich August 9, 2010

    his mom's basement doesn't have any windows...

    +0
  • ninersfan2010 August 9, 2010

    @jay; we can only hope, that would truly make the CS Hall of Fame

    +0
  • dumb_spooks August 9, 2010

    Obama's Stimulus is getting out of hand

    +0
  • dopesmoker August 10, 2010

    That feels fucking AWESOME!!!

    -1
  • bite-me71 August 10, 2010

    Some one needs to switch the blender jars now that would be some crazy shit.

    +0
  • grimmreaper August 10, 2010

    I concur with addictedtothc.....What in the fucking fuck ???

    +0
  • redwood418 August 10, 2010

    get locked up long enough you find dum ass things to do with the dick.

    +0
  • ghosthunter August 10, 2010

    I wonder what setting he had it on..

    +0
  • miked1983 August 23, 2010

    if russian roulet is with a gun what do you call that game at a party??????? Bad luck for the black guy lol

    +0
  • waysouthern October 18, 2010

    WHAT THE HELL

    +0
  • waysouthern October 18, 2010

    How Stupid Can One Be????

    +0
 
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