Meet Mr. Metal Dick

jay
34,935 Views 6 years ago

Here's the problem I see with this guy, first off, you can't jerk off quietly. With all that heavy metal shit going on, it's loud as fuck. Second, dude, how do you jam all that shit into some woman's vagina? I'm sure you have to fuck some nasty lose whores to get it all fitting in there. Then my question would be, would it make a bunch of noise for that too?

31 Comments
  • pizzapie August 15, 2010

    I'd like to see him go through security at the airport.

    +5
  • zahnfee August 15, 2010

    he can hang a ton of shit on his wang. ..doesent matter cause he´s will still be tiny. Bonus: have fun on the security check at the airport.

    +1
  • mexican_pride August 15, 2010

    i like how they sound 8/10

    -7
  • zahnfee August 15, 2010

    ^^ damn .. bad monkey ;)

    +3
  • buttdarts August 15, 2010

    that noise has a nice ring to it

    -2
  • viva_la_raza August 15, 2010

    ^^fucking chimpanzee

    +3
  • blakfox August 15, 2010

    sounded like a Newtons cradle

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 August 15, 2010

    Mexican pride should have this done.. then he cant sneak up on people and rape them

    +4
  • onlywhitefolks August 15, 2010

    why do we have to do this

    +0
  • bucannonation August 15, 2010

    I like the pubic tats.

    -9
  • h4rdcor3 August 15, 2010

    ^^Fag!

    +8
  • wickedwithin August 15, 2010

    when you cum in 2 seconds noise isnt really a factor-

    +8
  • ohwickedwendi August 15, 2010

    That just screams out "I was molested by my priest!"

    +3
  • rodeye2 August 15, 2010

    He's got alot of junk in his trunk.

    +1
  • killkenny August 15, 2010

    Is that supposed to be a giraffe tattoo? Cuz his dick is way too short for the neck.

    +7
  • dopesmoker August 15, 2010

    Where's my goddamn shotgun?!?

    +3
  • ftwbiker August 15, 2010

    Hmmm a link of chain hooked to that peckerhead and a fast truck should do the trick.

    +1
  • flamingasshole August 15, 2010

    Cool! All hes missing now is a cowbell.

    +0
  • leadfoot August 15, 2010

    Ah yes , the old " two finger fat man no dick jerk . "

    +0
  • sirfartsalot August 15, 2010

    Ting Ting!

    -2
  • spaulding August 15, 2010

    and I worry about catching mine in the zipper.

    +4
  • vikingshill August 15, 2010

    Fucking Quasimodo freak could ring the bell tower with that fucking thing.

    +0
  • shebanna August 15, 2010

    I thought Albert Fish was executed...

    +0
  • bite-me71 August 16, 2010

    Now put a chain on it and at the other end chain on some cement blocks and go for a long swim in a river. Fucking fag.

    +1
  • dumb_spooks August 16, 2010

    Different Generations do shit different. Instead of buying a Big F250 super duty to make up for small dick size he goes economy and does this shit.

    +3
  • zombiefreeak21 August 16, 2010

    hook that shit up to a car battery

    +2
  • damgreedyjew August 16, 2010

    he must like work being done on his genitals, notice the leopard pattern tattoo

    -1
  • mannixman August 16, 2010

    Tatts yes Ironmongery No!!!!!!

    +0
  • magnavox50 August 16, 2010

    Hey JayD I take it Tim is out sick today?

    +0
  • ghosthunter August 16, 2010

    And you wonder why we hate faggots so damn much..

    +0
  • carinya August 17, 2010

    You find that attractive and you are definitely of a lower class than whale shit. probably gay too

    +0
 
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