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posted by Jay D. on 8/15/2010

Meet Mr. Metal Dick

Here's the problem I see with this guy, first off, you can't jerk off quietly. With all that heavy metal shit going on, it's loud as fuck. Second, dude, how do you jam all that shit into some woman's vagina? I'm sure you have to fuck some nasty lose whores to get it all fitting in there. Then my question would be, would it make a bunch of noise for that too?
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pizzapie
+5
I’d like to see him go through security at the airport.
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 1:50 PM

zahnfee
+1
he can hang a ton of shit on his wang. ..doesent matter cause he´s will still be tiny. Bonus: have fun on the security check at the airport.
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 1:51 PM

mexican_pride
-7
i like how they sound 8/10
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 1:52 PM

zahnfee
+3
^^ damn .. bad monkey ;)
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 1:52 PM

buttdarts
-2
that noise has a nice ring to it
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 2:03 PM

viva_la_raza
+3
^^fucking chimpanzee
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 2:05 PM

blakfox
0
sounded like a Newtons cradle
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 2:06 PM

h4rdcor3
+4
Mexican pride should have this done.. then he cant sneak up on people and rape them
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 2:08 PM

onlywhitefolks
0
why do we have to do this
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 2:30 PM

bucannonation
-9
I like the pubic tats.
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 2:31 PM

h4rdcor3
+8
^^Fag!
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 2:41 PM

wickedwithin
+8
when you cum in 2 seconds noise isnt really a factor-
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 3:10 PM

ohwickedwendi
+3
That just screams out "I was molested by my priest!"
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 3:51 PM

rodeye2
+1
He’s got alot of junk in his trunk.
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 4:57 PM

killkenny
+7
Is that supposed to be a giraffe tattoo? Cuz his dick is way too short for the neck.
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 6:59 PM

dopesmoker
+3
Where’s my goddamn shotgun?!?
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 7:21 PM

ftwbiker
+1
Hmmm a link of chain hooked to that peckerhead and a fast truck should do the trick.
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 7:26 PM

flamingasshole
0
Cool! All hes missing now is a cowbell.
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 7:44 PM

leadfoot
0
Ah yes , the old " two finger fat man no dick jerk . "
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 8:03 PM

sirfartsalot
-2
Ting Ting!
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 8:19 PM

spaulding
+4
and I worry about catching mine in the zipper.
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 10:07 PM

vikingshill
0
Fucking Quasimodo freak could ring the bell tower with that fucking thing.
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 10:15 PM

shebanna
0
I thought Albert Fish was executed...
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posted on: 08-15-10 @ 10:19 PM

bite-me71
+1
Now put a chain on it and at the other end chain on some cement blocks and go for a long swim in a river. Fucking fag.
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posted on: 08-16-10 @ 12:38 AM

dumb_spooks
+3
Different Generations do shit different. Instead of buying a Big F250 super duty to make up for small dick size he goes economy and does this shit.
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posted on: 08-16-10 @ 1:41 AM

zombiefreeak21
+2
hook that shit up to a car battery
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posted on: 08-16-10 @ 2:37 AM

damgreedyjew
-1
he must like work being done on his genitals, notice the leopard pattern tattoo
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posted on: 08-16-10 @ 2:52 AM

mannixman
0
Tatts yes Ironmongery No!!!!!!
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posted on: 08-16-10 @ 11:46 AM

magnavox50
0
Hey JayD I take it Tim is out sick today?
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posted on: 08-16-10 @ 8:05 PM

ghosthunter
0
And you wonder why we hate faggots so damn much..
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posted on: 08-16-10 @ 8:57 PM

carinya
0
You find that attractive and you are definitely of a lower class than whale shit. probably gay too
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posted on: 08-17-10 @ 1:09 AM

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