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posted by Adam H. on 8/22/2010

He Was Born For Action

Mercenaries are a dime a dozen these days, so like everybody else in the job market, they're suffering too. But this guy figured out a way to get a jump start and separate himself from the competition. Check out his brilliant video resume he put together.
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dumb_spooks
+5
Hey Niggers, cant u stay in your free section8 housing and free computers at the library and leave us alone, fucking niggers
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 12:30 PM

dumb_spooks
+1
oh yeah, a predator drone would kill this fucker with one shot.
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 12:30 PM

warfighter64
+12
Born for action?? Born for Gay porn more like....
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 12:32 PM

kissarmy12
0
man they should stop playing rambo reruns in russia
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 12:32 PM

anomalous
0
I hear Blackwater is looking for a few Gay Men.
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 12:34 PM

in_ur_skin
0
Rambo would fuck this bitch up.
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 12:34 PM

2indastink
+5
coons need eradicating from society, it’s as simple as that.
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 12:34 PM

aryan-rule
+2
lol...what a ridiculous looking fag fuck
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 12:36 PM

buzzhawg
+4
Like me, he always finds time to play with his snake.
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 12:46 PM

kabri2
+1
I never thought I would say this, but Sylvester Stallone is talented. When Sylvester runs around in his bad movies, I almost believe he’s in danger. This guy just made me want to laugh.
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 12:47 PM

vikingshill
-1
I thought this was a clip from The Expendables.
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 12:50 PM

h4rdcor3
+1
Look how scared he was of the snake at 2:00 lolz
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 12:51 PM

dominican_ak47
0
Damn so much action yet he fight no one, i was hoping for that snake to choke hold his ass.
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 1:22 PM

killkenny
+2
Buffers the Mosquito Slayer.
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 1:33 PM

zahnfee
0
nice tattoo homobear
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 1:37 PM

tat2d_soldier
0
GAY!!!!!!
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 1:39 PM

h4rdcor3
0
Fag-tion man the greatest Queer-o of them all.. ball shorts sold separately
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 1:43 PM

wickedwithin
-2
I’d hit it.......as soon as I stopped laughing-
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 1:56 PM

germanevil
0
BORN FOR ACTION, BORN AS GAY
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 1:59 PM

trox
-1
i wanna chuck norris kick this fag in the face
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 2:06 PM

theloonman
-1
RAMBUTT cumming soon to a theater near you!
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 3:07 PM

jburnjroll
0
Where is he getting all that firepower?
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 4:01 PM

motatwo
-1
the new movie....broke back rainbow!!
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 4:18 PM

bigtalk
-6
retard road trip white folks watch one damn sylvester stallone movie and get all pump up and who the fuck was he fighting fucking inbreeds with accents
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 4:25 PM

ohwickedwendi
+1
I wanted to see the snake bite him.
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 4:41 PM

bigredneck
+4
shooting dont mean shit if u cant hit anythang i want to see the proof he hit anythang
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 5:25 PM

take-it
0
someone needs to put a bullet in his head
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 6:10 PM

hgravity
-1
Was that a movie trailer, a video resume, or a high school project? Using the snake was a good device to show how fearless he was right up to the point at which he looked like he was gonna shit his pants because there was a snake on him. Oh, and his gold chain was sweet for clandestine operations.
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 8:25 PM

rockinron
0
from someone thats been to war im here to tell ya that asshole wouldnt have made it 5 minutes in real combat and he would be the first kia or dismembered evac!! and with his fucked up rambo attitude he would most likly be shot from behind!!!
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 8:30 PM

ftwbiker
+1
That Boa is a big switch from the feather one he usualy wears..
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 8:35 PM

fuckfart
0
I wonder if the camara guy feels as homosexual as the rambo wanna be..
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 8:59 PM

leadfoot
0
+1 ftw
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 9:03 PM

dopesmoker
0
Do you know what I really hate? ... A pussy with a gun in his hand!
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posted on: 08-22-10 @ 10:25 PM

onlywhitefolks
0
computers at the library is a red neck laptop
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posted on: 08-23-10 @ 12:35 AM

rodeye2
0
Go kill Bin laden then we’ll talk.
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posted on: 08-23-10 @ 12:40 AM

doc_ock
0
New Rambo movie.
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posted on: 08-23-10 @ 1:58 AM

mrbigglesworth
0
Looks like he was pretending to make the machine gun noise in some of those scenes.
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posted on: 08-23-10 @ 3:08 AM

boofano
0
that is some fucking sad shit....
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posted on: 08-23-10 @ 3:24 AM

godbluff
0
fake... rambone
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posted on: 08-23-10 @ 6:19 AM

tronic
0
the only actions hes made for is back door action, looks like a queer.
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posted on: 08-23-10 @ 7:02 AM

nukemutant
0
^^VERY Very gay!
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posted on: 08-23-10 @ 9:06 AM

moldedguppy
0
So does the snake need a job too?
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posted on: 08-23-10 @ 9:33 AM

genesis71
0
What bigredneck said...I bet he didn’t hit shit...other than a local gay pride parade...
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posted on: 08-23-10 @ 10:15 AM

kingjeffishere
0
Dayum! HE was fuckin them ground hogs up!
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posted on: 08-23-10 @ 10:53 AM

danishbacon
0
Shortly after uploading this video, genius here got arrested and the cops confiscated all his shit. Now he’s fighting for his cherry in a Bosnian jail
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posted on: 08-23-10 @ 4:58 PM

frankieb
0
lets see him fighting with kimbo !!
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posted on: 08-24-10 @ 1:56 AM

tat2dtony64
+2
Mom, I want my own G.I JOE too
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posted on: 08-24-10 @ 2:32 PM

magnavox50
0
What a complete waste of fucking time Adam, I’d rather watch foxes jumping on a trampoline
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posted on: 08-24-10 @ 9:53 PM

damgreedyjew
0
i bet he likes stuffed animals
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posted on: 08-25-10 @ 1:47 PM

myevilthoughts
+1
I hope this wannabe is already dead.
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posted on: 08-26-10 @ 3:05 AM

iwantmythc
0
Al that shootin and the snake still got away.
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posted on: 03-30-12 @ 4:28 AM

flyboy3313
0
Maybe Ivan can get Star Billing in Rambo 13?
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posted on: 04-13-12 @ 3:52 PM

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