He Was Born For Action

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Adam H.
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Mercenaries are a dime a dozen these days, so like everybody else in the job market, they're suffering too. But this guy figured out a way to get a jump start and separate himself from the competition. Check out his brilliant video resume he put together.

52 Comments
  • dumb_spooks August 22, 2010

    Hey Niggers, cant u stay in your free section8 housing and free computers at the library and leave us alone, fucking niggers

    +5
  • dumb_spooks August 22, 2010

    oh yeah, a predator drone would kill this fucker with one shot.

    +1
  • warfighter64 August 22, 2010

    Born for action?? Born for Gay porn more like....

    +12
  • kissarmy12 August 22, 2010

    man they should stop playing rambo reruns in russia

    +0
  • anomalous August 22, 2010

    I hear Blackwater is looking for a few Gay Men.

    +0
  • in_ur_skin August 22, 2010

    Rambo would fuck this bitch up.

    +0
  • 2indastink August 22, 2010

    coons need eradicating from society, it's as simple as that.

    +5
  • aryan-rule August 22, 2010

    lol...what a ridiculous looking fag fuck

    +2
  • buzzhawg August 22, 2010

    Like me, he always finds time to play with his snake.

    +4
  • kabri2 August 22, 2010

    I never thought I would say this, but Sylvester Stallone is talented. When Sylvester runs around in his bad movies, I almost believe he's in danger. This guy just made me want to laugh.

    +2
  • vikingshill August 22, 2010

    I thought this was a clip from The Expendables.

    -1
  • h4rdcor3 August 22, 2010

    Look how scared he was of the snake at 2:00 lolz

    +1
  • dominican_ak47 August 22, 2010

    Damn so much action yet he fight no one, i was hoping for that snake to choke hold his ass.

    +0
  • killkenny August 22, 2010

    Buffers the Mosquito Slayer.

    +2
  • zahnfee August 22, 2010

    nice tattoo homobear

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier August 22, 2010

    GAY!!!!!!

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 August 22, 2010

    Fag-tion man the greatest Queer-o of them all.. ball shorts sold separately

    +0
  • wickedwithin August 22, 2010

    I'd hit it.......as soon as I stopped laughing-

    -2
  • germanevil August 22, 2010

    BORN FOR ACTION, BORN AS GAY

    +0
  • trox August 22, 2010

    i wanna chuck norris kick this fag in the face

    -1
  • jburnjroll August 22, 2010

    Where is he getting all that firepower?

    +0
  • motatwo August 22, 2010

    the new movie....broke back rainbow!!

    -1
  • bigtalk August 22, 2010

    retard road trip white folks watch one damn sylvester stallone movie and get all pump up and who the fuck was he fighting fucking inbreeds with accents

    -6
  • ohwickedwendi August 22, 2010

    I wanted to see the snake bite him.

    +1
  • bigredneck August 22, 2010

    shooting dont mean shit if u cant hit anythang i want to see the proof he hit anythang

    +4
  • take-it August 22, 2010

    someone needs to put a bullet in his head

    +0
  • hgravity August 22, 2010

    Was that a movie trailer, a video resume, or a high school project? Using the snake was a good device to show how fearless he was right up to the point at which he looked like he was gonna shit his pants because there was a snake on him. Oh, and his gold chain was sweet for clandestine operations.

    -1
  • rockinron August 22, 2010

    from someone thats been to war im here to tell ya that asshole wouldnt have made it 5 minutes in real combat and he would be the first kia or dismembered evac!! and with his fucked up rambo attitude he would most likly be shot from behind!!!

    +0
  • ftwbiker August 22, 2010

    That Boa is a big switch from the feather one he usualy wears..

    +1
  • fuckfart August 22, 2010

    I wonder if the camara guy feels as homosexual as the rambo wanna be..

    +0
  • leadfoot August 22, 2010

    +1 ftw

    +0
  • dopesmoker August 22, 2010

    Do you know what I really hate? ... A pussy with a gun in his hand!

    +0
  • onlywhitefolks August 23, 2010

    computers at the library is a red neck laptop

    +0
  • rodeye2 August 23, 2010

    Go kill Bin laden then we'll talk.

    +0
  • doc_ock August 23, 2010

    New Rambo movie.

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth August 23, 2010

    Looks like he was pretending to make the machine gun noise in some of those scenes.

    +0
  • boofano August 23, 2010

    that is some fucking sad shit....

    +0
  • godbluff August 23, 2010

    fake... rambone

    +0
  • tronic August 23, 2010

    the only actions hes made for is back door action, looks like a queer.

    +0
  • nukemutant August 23, 2010

    ^^VERY Very gay!

    +0
  • moldedguppy August 23, 2010

    So does the snake need a job too?

    +0
  • genesis71 August 23, 2010

    What bigredneck said...I bet he didn't hit shit...other than a local gay pride parade...

    +0
  • kingjeffishere August 23, 2010

    Dayum! HE was fuckin them ground hogs up!

    +0
  • danishbacon August 23, 2010

    Shortly after uploading this video, genius here got arrested and the cops confiscated all his shit. Now he's fighting for his cherry in a Bosnian jail

    +0
  • frankieb August 24, 2010

    lets see him fighting with kimbo !!

    +0
  • tat2dtony64 August 24, 2010

    Mom, I want my own G.I JOE too

    +2
  • magnavox50 August 24, 2010

    What a complete waste of fucking time Adam, I'd rather watch foxes jumping on a trampoline

    +0
  • damgreedyjew August 25, 2010

    i bet he likes stuffed animals

    +0
  • myevilthoughts August 26, 2010

    I hope this wannabe is already dead.

    +1
  • iwantmythc March 30, 2012

    Al that shootin and the snake still got away.

    +0
  • flyboy3313 April 13, 2012

    Maybe Ivan can get Star Billing in Rambo 13?

    +0
  • rburgz February 12, 2013

    n ur shooting at who??

    +0
 
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