Those hydraulic press machines can be real mother fuckers. I hope he beats off with his right hand. If not, he better learn.
Fry that shit up and make finger sammiches!
start the grill, the carne is done marinating
aw good old 3rd world sidewalk surgery
He was doing his best walrus impression. Walk it off pussy.
I would have lost it if someone used that skin flap he calls a hand to wave at the camera.
Flipper!! Get help!!
give new meaning to meat curtains!!!!
I see a new nickname in his future.
the only tme u can cry like a baby and get away with it
Hmmm guess that IED didn't quit make it to it's intended target.
no HIGH 5's for him for a while
Macgyver has officially lost his touch.
AWW QUIT CRYING ,ya baby
looks like he wont need lube for jerkin off with his left hand!!
I'm thinking they're not gonna be calling him "Handy Manny" anymore.
Flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap UNNGH! Ahhh!
hope thats not his wiping hand
dude's cryin' like a bitch
don't put your fingers where you would't put your dick. Words to live by
???????????????? Is this boring or tyring or both?
Just go on and lop that bitch off!
Now his wife can beat the shit out of him.
lol @ the ppl hating on this guy for crying, if you got your dickbeater mangled beyond repair and you could feel it(or not so much anymore) you would cry like a bitch too
Think of getting slapped with that mother fucker
Hey Stubby.. Your FIRED!!
but but but it said caution,may cause seriouse injury