Advice From A True Ladies Man

This dude has women all figured out. Hell, he's been with at least two of them, so I'm sure he knows what he's talking about. This drunk, fat shit rambled on for over 10 minutes and that was just in part 2. The sad thing is that there are actually guys out there who look up to this retard.

43 Comments
  • kabri2 August 25, 2010

    Jay, you don't need to lie to kick it.

    +5
  • aryan-rule August 25, 2010

    meatloaf has really gone downhill.....

    +11
  • willylickaball August 25, 2010

    JayD you've changed alot since you first started this site.

    +2
  • ninersfan2010 August 25, 2010

    the ginger kid is all grown up

    +1
  • jonasje August 25, 2010

    plastic dolls arent the real deal sir

    +2
  • bikerchic August 25, 2010

    She wouldn't have screamed if it was consensual sex

    +24
  • vikingshill August 25, 2010

    Railing your mom and sister doesn't count as gettin some pussy, dude.

    +7
  • dirtysanchez69 August 25, 2010

    Okay i would like to see the whole video please...

    Beer does it everytime.

    +0
  • emoney350 August 25, 2010

    You really didn't "rail" them if they didn't exist to begin with.

    +1
  • addictedtothc August 25, 2010

    There's a tear in my beer

    +2
  • damgreedyjew August 25, 2010

    ya, you really know ur shit. i think ill stick with getting her drunk and actually talking to her

    +1
  • buttdarts August 25, 2010

    At least he's not drinking Icehouse.

    +0
  • nogo August 25, 2010

    His fisrt girlfriend was Sara Lee, the second was Little Debbie

    +12
  • marsape August 25, 2010

    When this guy says eat pussy, He really means "EAT PUSSY"

    +1
  • spaulding August 25, 2010

    fuck you chumley. Go sell some pawned shit.

    +3
  • boonta August 25, 2010

    "It feels like the real deal...."

    Somehow I'm skeptical he knows what the "real deal" feels like. Just sayin'

    -1
  • bigtalk August 25, 2010

    that dyke was really trying to sound & act like a guy hats off mister sister

    -9
  • whitedevil August 25, 2010

    She couldn't go past the head because of your FUPA, idiot!

    +0
  • pasher71 August 25, 2010

    wish i would have seen this before i got married. I'd only be out 60 bucks instead of 600 a month.

    +2
  • dwidoderally August 25, 2010

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA + JAY HE LOOK'S ALIKE YOU

    +0
  • elmo August 25, 2010

    There are people out there like this...a whole lot of them..

    +0
  • wargod August 25, 2010

    Those who brag, haveth not

    +0
  • wargod August 25, 2010

    drunk virgin

    +0
  • miked1983 August 25, 2010

    no talking shit on chum lee man chum lee is the man hail chum lee

    -3
  • ftwbiker August 25, 2010

    So your saying the Fleshlight feels like a tight right hand?

    +1
  • killkenny August 25, 2010

    Reminds me of something Noah would do in his V-Blog.

    +0
  • take-it August 25, 2010

    Woman have fucked him up good

    +0
  • ouch August 25, 2010

    Jay go to AA

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi August 25, 2010

    And then you woke up, pal.

    +3
  • magnavox50 August 25, 2010

    Hey fat fuck she was screaming cause you're fat ass was on top!

    +3
  • rockinron August 25, 2010

    ever notice guys like this are in ther bedroom?thats because its there moms house!!!! and the pussy was the dog and a jar of peanut butter!!

    +0
  • anomalous August 25, 2010

    Yup.....our future is fucked.....

    +0
  • cbt23 August 25, 2010

    Go back to your game of WOW you fat fuck!!!

    +3
  • trad August 25, 2010

    Was that jay?

    +0
  • cbt23 August 25, 2010

    And keep it down or you'll wake up your parents!!!

    +2
  • trad August 25, 2010

    Cmon now, that really was Jay!

    +0
  • dopesmoker August 25, 2010

    There is no way that fat fuck ever got a girl on that ratty ass bed. Clean your fucking room!

    +0
  • pizzapie August 25, 2010

    I doubt this guy has ever seen pussy in person

    +0
  • hgravity August 26, 2010

    He might have got someone to hump him, because there are chicks that are this sorry too. But the fact that he described his experience as cumming in his condom and feeling great tells me he isn't going on much here. The first time I humped someone and wore a condom I thought it felt great, but these days I won't even bother. So, buddy you might have humped a chick once and that was an achievment in itself.

    +0
  • rodeye2 August 26, 2010

    Yea,he bagged himself a 400lb. black hooker.

    +1
  • crazyshitfan August 26, 2010

    about the woman this guy has probably had is the kind you blow up

    +1
  • dumb_spooks August 26, 2010

    troll sisters dont count, asshole

    +0
  • klaus-daimler August 27, 2010

    this guy is awesome

    +0
 
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