The Real Truth about first dates

Finally a video that really tells what we all feel like about on our first date. Not to say that there might be a second date. Unless this chick likes cheese burgers. Why didn't I think of this before?

24 Comments
  • aryan-rule September 2, 2010

    mexican pride wants to know how he will get his donkey in the car.......

    +4
  • crazypoopz September 2, 2010

    ha if only that wood work id hit the dollar menu up all day

    +8
  • format187 September 2, 2010

    This is exactly how it should be...

    +7
  • kamikazi September 2, 2010

    aahahahahahaha if i was that easy dang it haha

    -3
  • trox September 2, 2010

    talk about cuttin to the chase

    +0
  • kamikazi September 2, 2010

    it*

    -4
  • mass September 2, 2010

    men are horney and women are hungry

    +2
  • dumb_spooks September 2, 2010

    it doesn't get much better after getting married, either.

    +6
  • buttdarts September 2, 2010

    That is nice of him to give her a sammich

    +6
  • vikingshill September 2, 2010

    It pisses me off just thinking of all the money I've wasted on fancy restaurants and flowers.

    +2
  • sweet_torment September 2, 2010

    ^^ And then return home only to give yourself a handjob ^^

    +7
  • creek September 2, 2010

    The pickle is in your hands whore!

    +9
  • rockinron September 2, 2010

    damn i been using chicken nuggets!! now i know the real trick is hamburgers!!

    +0
  • 2indastink September 2, 2010

    I love FIST dates.

    -1
  • spaulding September 2, 2010

    chicks will do anything for some In n Out.

    +1
  • xenno September 2, 2010

    "the boil on my thigh"...fuckin classic

    +1
  • ftwbiker September 2, 2010

    Hand job first so she can get the secret sauce.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi September 2, 2010

    Maybe if he bursts that boil on his thigh, he can sweet talk a whole new level of sluts into a blow job.

    +0
  • bigtalk September 2, 2010

    white females so easy to manipulate

    -5
  • thedoctor September 2, 2010

    This is part of Doug Stanhope's barter system where he says he can create an economy based on blowjobs and cheeseburgers... I will be sharing this with him now...

    +0
  • atmydismay September 3, 2010

    Well said

    +0
  • rodeye2 September 3, 2010

    Burger king's stock just went up.

    +0
  • cellule September 3, 2010

    Atom is out on a date again! What a Don-Juan!

    +0
  • 2indastink September 3, 2010

    ^^^ 0/10 but thanx for trying. x x

    +0
 
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