Look Ma I Can't Jump A Car

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Tim S.
15,893 Views 6 years ago

OH SHIT! Maybe I can't jump a moving car. Something went wrong in my calculations because I swear that I should have been able to jump over that car. Oh well, I think I need to go to the hospital now, something feels broken.

21 Comments
  • sirfartsalot September 4, 2010

    I guess its true..white boy really can't jump.

    +2
  • pizzapie September 4, 2010

    Try hitting yourself in the head with a bottle, it's less painful

    +4
  • turkeysandwich September 4, 2010

    looks like everything went alright...

    +3
  • trox September 4, 2010

    dumb ass wanna be ninja

    +0
  • bucannonation September 4, 2010

    Dodge,duck,dip,dive......dodge!

    +0
  • thesheenycurse September 4, 2010

    excellent!

    +0
  • xenno September 4, 2010

    jackie chan?!

    +0
  • killkenny September 4, 2010

    Kinda jumpy ain't he?

    +0
  • d90girl September 4, 2010

    Bravo...next !!

    +0
  • chupamiverga September 4, 2010

    MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!! lol

    -4
  • dopesmoker September 4, 2010

    Quick, back up!

    +0
  • emoney350 September 4, 2010

    Wow, I think my fat ass could to that well!

    +0
  • nggaplz September 4, 2010

    That's what should have happened to Kobe Bryant.

    +0
  • bigtalk September 4, 2010

    must of looked better on paper

    +0
  • gasguy September 5, 2010

    wernt the jump , just didn't stick that landing give'em a 2

    +0
  • rareranking September 5, 2010

    See told ya real white men cant jump!

    -2
  • pizzapie September 5, 2010

    Actually white men can jump in the sack with your old lady

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi September 5, 2010

    Kids these days are taking leap frog and other childhood games to a whole new level.

    +0
  • killkenny September 5, 2010

    ^^^@rareranking...THAT'S RACIST!^^^

    +1
  • gapbasher September 6, 2010

    KOBE !!

    +0
  • ghosthunter September 6, 2010

    famous last words hey bubba watch this...

    +0
 
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